do it. and creeping cynicism is the thing that brought down the soviet union as well. all right. something more important. joanne? yes. your story was ariana grand? grande. i say it bad. as in large. it s the largest story of the summer. i m fascinated by the fact that as americans shamed a female celebrity for having a snack. we are always talking about how these celebrities don t eat, or are they good role models because they re so thin? she was enjoying a nice, tasty donut, the treat that is american. she spit on it! it was a donation. if they would have sold those donuts on e bay, that would have been millions for this donut shop. but nobody understands. i would like to thank our good friends at tmz for providing us a video of my favorite summer moment. i don t know. i think the worst thing in the world are young people with fame and money, because when they get it early, they have no wisdom, and they have no humility. so what they do is spit on other
speaking of walls, liberal panel, what was your story of the summer? my story of the summer was nasa s new horizon pluto fly-by. it was a story that reminded americans that at heart we are explorer, pioneers and innovators. and the world should thank us for illuminating yet another corner of creation s majesty. ugh. wow. i love you. i love you too. you re one human family. no, you re not human. by the way, too bad we don t have a space program anymore. i disagree. we have a humble and ambitious space program that still stares at the stars and dreams that the universe is america s. we own pluto! all right. usa! any comments on that story? the best part of the flyby is that pollute tow actually has a heart on it. it s an adorable planet. it did not want to be considered adorable. it s like, no, i m a real
he does repeat himself over and over and over again, but so do i. i m jealous. it s more interesting when he does it. yeah, i m interesting of him. all right, malice, what is your story? as we all know, north korea and pyongyang is the craziest country on earth. just this past summer, they created their own time zone. now pyongyang gets a half hour before the rest of that time zone going back before that time when they say before the [ bleep ] conquered them. and made them a colony. it s not the crazest thing they have done with this. in 1997 they started their own calendar. starting from the birth of christ, they start with the birth of the great leader kim song un, and now we re in the year 1004. you re going to think i m weird. i never experienced a different time zone until i was 21 or 22. i lived in california. i only had one time zone. i never had a different time zone. i didn t even know what a time zone was. when somebody explained it to me, i go, i didn t get it.
people s food and they think it s funny. or justin bieber urinating but true, if ariana were erin grande, i think this story wouldn t have had as much traction. because we expect that kind of behavior from boys. but the boy singers, i mean they all look the same. that s true. you know she s going to be behind the counter serving the donuts and i ll be there with a camera. fat before the age of 25. you are so named correctly, malice. she is the recipient of the steroidal news cycle. it was less than 48 hours, it was gone. yeah. it just went away. you, catherine, story? the escaped convicts. those guys, right? they almost did it. but they were drunk. they were getting drunk. if you have stuff to do, i know it s fun to party, i know it s fun to booze, don t drink before work, definitely when you re trying to avoid life imprisonment.