Donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the stars of netflixs the ranch, and an all around great guy, Ashton Kutcher is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] theyre here to discuss the baseball postseason and they are two of our favorite guests here on the show, kevin millar and sean casey from the mlb network. [ cheers and applause ] also, we have an incredible illustrator, hes a cartoonist of new books, i am George Washington and i am jane goodall right there. And hes joining us, chris eliopoulos. Hes gonna teach me how to draw. [ cheers and applause ] im a pretty good artist. Very excited you guys. Next week for the first time, late nights going on to the road. Were going to washington, d. C. Where well be doing our show from the warner theater. So please tune in next week. Excited about. Were excited about do
Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this weeks vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thats my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor do covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed Hillary Clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] and finally, a new poll shows donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the stars of
Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this weeks vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thats my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. [ laughter ] vanity fair editor covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed Hillary Clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] and finally, a new poll shows donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one of the stars of net
Missouri. Said melania, im already in misery. [ laughter ] im glad we all enjoyed that one. I liked that one, too. [ light laughter ] after this weeks vicepresident ial debate, both mike pence and tim kaine were criticized for repeatedly making false statements. Thats my boy, said trump and hillary at the exact same time. Vanity fair editor graydon carter, who has been covering donald trump for more than 30 years has released a new article calling trump officially a joke. Specifically a joke that starts a racist, a garbage can, and a tanning bed walk into a bar. [ laughter ] the atlantic magazine endorsed Hillary Clinton this week and called donald trump appallingly sexist, erratic, secretive, and xenophobic. Said trump, i am not secretive. [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton leading donald trump among hispanic voters in florida by 24 points. Oh, im sorry, i misread that. 24 million points. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause ] hes one
Musical guest jason derulo. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 516, Strong Island yeah. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] audience u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause ] oh, that felt good. Oh i feel fantastic. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im your host, jimmy fallon, and im only wearing this so donald trump doesnt deport me. [ laughter ] of course, everybodys excited about tonights Opening Ceremony of the rio olympics [ cheers and applause ] exciting. Its great. Wasnt it great . I dont know about you. My favorite part was when they had all those guys dressed up like construction workers frantically trying to finish the stadium. [ light laughter ] so realistic. So realistic. But its actually true. Construction crews were still finishing parts of the stadiums in rio right before the O