aw! greg: you know it s illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? ha-ha. greg: just checking. we re breaking new ground. it s time for scratch-n-sniff monologue. this has never been done and probably for good reason, but it s true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! there s something wrong with me. there s something wrong with me, but isn t this fun? it s a special treat for all of you at home and for our fans watching for free at best buy. so let s go to the 1st one. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. all right. huh? huh? oh yeah, there you go. the scratch-n-sniff. get up there. get up to your screen. smell it. smell it. smell your fingers. get up there. all right, what s that smell like? what s that smell like? now if you guessed parmesan cheese, you win. but we will accept crisco, because we know he does. hunter claims his dad viewed him
two children whose bodies had been pulverized by bullets fired at them, decapitated, whose flesh had been ripped apart. the only clue of their i decent is cartoons clinging to them and finding none. i thought he would come back to the room, so i put blood on me and what did you do when you put the blood on yourself? to stay quiet. what did you tell 911? i told them we needed help. because i could have lost my baby girl. she s not the same little girl i used to play with, hang around with and do everything. because she was daddy s little girl. some part of me must have realized she was gone. amidst the chaos i had the urge to return to robb. we had our car at this point and traffic was everywhere. so i then ran barefoot with my flimsy sandals in my hand. i ran a mile to the school, my husband with me. we sat outside for a while before it became clear we wouldn t receive an answer from law enforcement on scene. a san antonio fire fighter eventually gave us a rid
tonight. a big fat black face hoax. media attacks a little kid. another murder at a public school. humans winning the war against robots. plus, if you love your team like i do, you ll do whatever it takes. what do you think? i painted my face? why. to support the team. face paint is a part of fan culture. sometimes you see people paint their whole bodies. more die hard the fan base, more exuberant the look. in the 60s, chiefs games kicked off with american ride inning on horse back. horses name? war paint. then cancelled. now a blonde woman rides in on it and cancelled war paint, the horse. and they have a big drum they bang. always have tom hack chants. you can hear it five miles away. fans show up in full chiefs, face paint, head dresses. they are not showing disrespect. they are showing allegiance. this weekend young fan went to chief s vs. raiders fan, media tried to destroy his life. what is the big deal? thanksgiving weekend head dress, should we have worn a med
a big fat blackface hoax. the media attacks a little kid . oh, another murder at a public school. the humans winning the war against robots. plus, if you love your team like i do, you ll do whatever it takes. so what do you think? what is that? my friend in my face. you painted your face? yeah. why? you know, support the team. from soccer to hockey to football. face paint a part of fan culture. sometimes you see guys paint their whole bodies. this is a family show. we re not going to show that. but the more diehard the fan base, the more exuberant the look. the kansas city chiefs have a rich history of fanatical sunday displays. in the sixties, chiefs games kicked off with an american riding in on horseback . the horse s name warpaint. then they canceled the american indians riding in on warpaint. and now a blond woman rides in on it. and then they canceled warpaint. the horse. and they just have a big drum. they bang. but they ll always have the tomahawk chan
well, look who it is. what a surprise! as if! i can t believe i found you here! it s been so long. can ijust say i m standing here feeling kind ofjealous? why? well, look. and we didn t even put it there. it wasn t even staged. no? no. well, i mean, it s selling very well, so why not? and the cover looks good. i think the cover kind of pops. i m wondering if you get a bit. you know, i ve had it one or two times, books in windows, but you must get it all the time. so, the thing that makes my socks go up and down is not seeing the book in the book store window, but it s walking down the aisle of an aeroplane and seeing people read the book. when you see people reading it. i ve sat next to somebody once who was reading my book and i didn t say anything. so, i had exactly that experience. after liar s poker came out, i was. it was a version of this i sat down to reread my book because i was coming back for the paperback book tour