[cheering and applause] [ whistling ] greg: you filthy people. I know what you are thinking. Happy wednesday everyone. Joe biden appeared on the view today where cohost sarah hans said it s like having one of the beatles at the table. True if you re talking about george or john. Thought more like yoko. Kamala harris will visit the southern border friday and says she s looking forward to meeting justin trudeau. At the last debate she said she was a middleclass kid. It appears harris enjoyed things most middleclass kids didn t like living abroad, private school, growing up at some of the wealthiest places on earth. The only thing she didn t enjoy was anani. I like her husband. [cheering and applause] that was a long way for a cheap joke. You re welcome america. New cdc data shows u. S. Obesity rates have fallen for the first time ever. Just like the crime statistics the they left at the cities of new orleans, los angeles and the view. Reports claim i u. S. Woman died inside switzerland s
An Ohio Special Election becomes a crucial new litmus test on Abortion Rights here in america. They voted down the effort to make it harder to amend the state constitution. Its the most political issue for women on the left. This is a wakeup call to republicans. The problems politically in a post world have not gone away. District attorney fonny willis will present her case to the grand jury next week. The prosecutor has been lining up witnesses in the investigation of donald trump and his allies who are are trying to overturn Election Results in georgia. Its trending in that direction. Im sitting in a courtroom on [ bleep ] because his Attorney General charged me. Ron desantis continue his staff shakeup. The problem is when things go badly with a campaign, you usually get blamed for it. Montgomery, alabama, Police Department identify suspects in the chaotic brawl on a boat dock. Three many white men have been charged with third degree assault. You see stuff like that on tv, but to see
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Good evening, everyone. Im laura ingraham. This is the angry man go from washington. Tonight, fiery, feisty, phony thats the focus of tonights angle. Now, its been a while the week and now its flashback friday. We come together as one nation, bringing america together, uniting our people, uniting our nation with unity. We can do great things, important things, unity, unity. Now we know he didnt really mean any of that, but at least he tried to sound gracious. But last night, joe biden came off as angry, divisive and resentful. The threat to democracy must be defended. My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about january six in a literal sense. History is watching. History is watching. My god, what freedoms would you take away . Putin of russia is on the March Invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout europe and beyond. My predecessor failed the most basic president ial duty that he owes to American People. The duty to care. The State Of The Union is supposed be a