we ve got stick butter, tub butter, whipped butter, honey butter and spray butter. we have so many god damn kinds of butter that we ve produced a product called i can t believe it s not butter. some are blaming norway s shortage on a new low-cash diet that s sweeping that nation. others are saying a wet summer crushed milk yields. i have a different theory that behind me is what kids here you see it, what the kids are calling an internet mime. regardless, demand for butter in norway was up 30% last year and it s gotten so bad that authorities nabbed somebody trying to smuggle in 200 pounds of butter from germany, so what do we do? surely we can t hang our nordic friends out to dry and their cookies which is why even though i know it won t be popular in this current political environment, and it s a breach of everything i stand for, but because it is the holidays i am