From Rio De Janeiro where theyre hours away from the opening ceremony. Its always very for me exciting to see the athletes from all the countries together holding their flags. Our American Team will be wearing uniforms designed by ralph lauren. These are the uniforms theyre going to be wearing on the field. As you can see, theyre terrible. Looks like an a Capella Group dressed for a fourth of july performance on a wharf somewhere. They look like villains on a cw show about vampire prep School Nothing instills fear in your opponent like a blazer and white capri pants. By the way, number one reason i could never be an olympic athlete. I would spill ketchup on those pants immediately. All right. Maybe thats not the number one reason but it is in the top 20 for sure. You know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in rio. One athlete from kenya wrote, please fix my toilet on a Bulletin Board in the Olympic Village. And you know, when someone who lives in kenyas complaining a
Tonight from philadelphia, the home of rocky balboa and cream cheese, the Season Finale of the Democratic National convention. The big question tonight, would Hillary Clinton accept the nomination or would america go home crying in a limousine in the most dramatic president ial nomination yet . [ laughter ] and she accepted the nomination. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was a historic night. r first female president , or first president who sold a line of steaks at the sharper image. Remember that . By the way, i just want to say, after the two weeks of all this every night, im pretty sure Everybody Knows who theyre voting for. So why dont we save a lot of time and vote now. I mean, really, were going to sit around and wait for the ones who havent decided yet . I thought this was a nice touch. After she spoke tonight, instead of the conventional end of clinton personally climbed to the top of the rafters and released all the old condoms he had hidden [ laughter and applause ] last ni
On the eve of the Olympic Games from Rio De Janeiro where theyre hours away from the opening ceremony. Its always very for me exciting to see the athletes from all the countries together holding their flags. Our American Team will be wearing uniforms designed by ralph lauren. These are the uniforms theyre going to be wearing on the field. As you can see, theyre terrible. Looks like an a Capella Group dressed for a fourth of july performance on a wharf somewhere. They look like villains on a cw ow students. Nothing instills fear in your opponent like a blazer and white capri pants. By the way, number one reason i could never be an olympic athlete. I would spill ketchup on those pants immediately. All right. Maybe thats not the number one reason but it is in the top 20 for sure. You know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in rio. One athlete from kenya wrote, please fix my toilet on a Bulletin Board in the Olympic Village. And you know, when someone who lives in kenyas
Coming. Then i could hear the noise and i saw pieces of awning flying and i thought it was gonna come through my window rhonda was sitting in her craft room at the front of the house when she saw the huge swirl of wind coming right towards her. Rhonda mikulich, homeowner i sat there omg omg omg it sounded like a Freight Train timothy mikulich, homeowner i heard a big whirl wind and all of a sudden i heard the awnings pull from the roof rhonda mik horrible scared the living day lights out of me timothy mikulich, homeowner i had to run to her cause she was hysteric the husband and wife had done. Timothy mikulich, homeowner the whole thing from here. Alllll the way back. Ripped it right out timothy is pointing to what was once their covered porch and car port. Timothy mikulich, homeowner it just flew in the air people were saying the awnings were flying in the air the ginormous gust broke their bird feeders. Knocked out the satelite so we have no tv. I cant even watch this on the news ton
Tonight from philadelphia, the home of rocky balboa and cream cheese, the Season Finale of the Democratic National convention. The big question tonight, would Hillary Clinton accept the nomination or would america go home crying in a limousine in the most dramatic president ial nomination yet . [ laughter ] and she accepted the nomination. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was a historic night. Were either going to have our first female president , or first president who sold a line of steaks at the sharper image. Remember that . By the way, i just want to say, after the two weeks of all this every night, im pretty sure Everybody Knows who theyre voting for. So why dont we save a lot of time and vote now. I mean, really, were going to sit around and wait for the ones who havent decided yet . I thought this was a nice touch. After she spoke tonight, instead of the conventional end of clinton personally climbed to the top of the rafters and released all the old condoms he had hidden [ lau