WHEN Nigel Farage told his followers he would soon be making an announcement about a “big career change” Twitter was swift to react. Some wondered whether he would be packing his Speedos and heading into the Love Island villa. Others suggested he might be hitching a ride with Richard Branson on his next vanity trip into space. The guesses came thick and fast. Would he be joining the Labour Party? Might the gammons’ favourite grifter be tempted to strip down to his greying Y-fronts to make some cash on OnlyFans? I suppose that for a man who failed seven times to be elected as an MP the most implausible career change of all would be if he finally succeeded and made it into the House of Commons.
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