Laughter applause laughter cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, i pity the juul. And, stephen goes adventuring in new zealand. Plus, stephen welcomes daniel craig. And lena waithe. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york cheers and applause stephen come on hi oh, what a week come on come on please have a seat, everybody, thank you so much. Please sit down sit down, everybody thank you very much. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is friday. It is friday, you can feel it. cheers and applause jon yes indeed. Stephen you can feel it, its real. And today, congress got a muchneeded break from the impeachment hearings. Theyve gone home to celebrate thanksgiving, where im sure no one will argue about impeachment. Trump also got a break. Surprisingly, it was a smoke break, because today trump met with members of the vaping industry. Now, you might remember a whi
Cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, i pity the juul. And the stephen goes adventuring in new zealand. Plus, stephen welcomes daniel craig and lena waithe featuring jon batiste and stay human. Inor city, its steph col cheers and applause stephen come on hi oh, what a week come on come on please have a seat, everybody, thank you so much. Please sit down sit down, everybody thank you very much. Welcome to the late show. It is friday. You can feel it. You can feel it. And today congress got a muchneeded break from the impeachment hearings. Theyve gone home to celebrate thanksgiving, where im sure no one will argue about impeachment. Trump also got a break. Surprisingly, it was a smoke break, because today trump met with members of the vaping industry. Now, you might remember a while back, trump surprised everyone by announcing that he would be banning flavored ecigarettes. We have a problem in our country. Its a new problem. Its a problem nobody really thou
Laughter because as of midnight last night the government of the United States officially closed for business. Finally a chance to use our famous nationbuilding skills right at home. laughter and jimmy, tell the folks what else weve won. The federal government has shut its doors for the first time in nearly two decades. The landmark monuments and museums in washington, d. C. Will be shut down. I. R. S. Tax refunds will be suspended. New home loans from the federal Housing Administration wont be processed. The nations 400 National Parks will be shut down. Virtually all of nasa will go dark. Employees at the e. P. A. , the Environmental Protection agency which regulates the quality of our air and water, they could lose 94 of its work force. Stephen no e. P. A. . Okay, well, time to dump some old house paint down the storm drain laughter there we go. There we go. laughter this will take a second. Sorry. There you go. cheers and applause sorry. Sorry, dolphins. You had a good run. laughter
Cheers and applause hey thank you so much welcome to the report, thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much. Thank you, folks, thank you for being here. Thank you for braving the marauding gangs and packs of wild dogs that now rule the night in america laughter because as of midnight last night the government of the United States officially closed for business. Finally a chance to use our famous nationbuilding skills right at home. laughter and jimmy, tell the folks what else weve won. The federal government has shut its doors for the first time in nearly two decades. The landmark monuments and museums in washington, d. C. Will be shut down. I. R. S. Tax refunds will be suspended. New home loans from the federal Housing Administration wont be processed. The nations 400 National Parks will be shut down. Virtually all of nasa will go dark. Employees at the e. P. A. , the Environmental Protection agency which regulates the quality of our air and water, they could los
Laughter because as of midnight last night the government of the United States officially closed for business. Finally a chance to use our famous nationbuilding skills right at home. laughter and jimmy, tell the folks what else weve won. The federal government has shut its doors for the first time in nearly two decades. The landmark monuments and museums in washington, d. C. Will be shut down. I. R. S. Tax refunds will be suspended. New home loans from the federal Housing Administration wont be processed. The nations 400 National Parks will be shut down. Virtually all of nasa will go dark. Employees at the e. P. A. , the Environmental Protection agency which regulates the quality of our air and water, they could lose 94 of its work force. Stephen no e. P. A. . Okay, well, time to dump some old house paint down the storm drain laughter there we go. There we go. laughter this will take a second. Sorry. There you go. cheers and applause sorry. Sorry, dolphins. You had a good run. laughter