Where the horn loving till the end of time so heres the golden moon horn heres the silver sea but mostly horn you and me repeat after me tiny bubbles horn in the wine make me happy make me horn make me feel fine tiny bubbles make me want to horn i have a feeling im gonna love you till the end of time announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert plus stephen welcomes john lithgow, senator Chuck Schumer and musical guest black eyed peas, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Hey, everybody, how are you . Please, have a seat, everybody cheers and applause very nice. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. piano riff thank you very much, sir. Happy Martin Luther king day, everybody cheers and applause today we celebrate the civil rights icon all over the country. Fun fact, in mississippi and alabama, its also robert e. Lee day. Look, even if you like robert e. Lee, theres a lot of other mondays. Oh, was this Martin Luther king day, too . Oh we didnt know look, weve already printed the calendars, and we totally knew. laughter its also day four of bleep holegate. cheers and applause im confident to my core that will be bleeped because cbs has Higher Standards than the president. laughter trump got in hot water last week after an immigration meeting, during which he used that phrase to describe haiti and african countries, according to democratic senator dick durbin. Really . Im allowed to say dick durbin . laughter thats surprising. Trump said it on thursday, and not only did the white house not immediately deny it, trump reportedly was calling friends to brag about it. laughter hes like a toddler calling his mom to the potty. Come look at the load i dropped on the national discourse. piano riff applause yeah cheers and applause thank you, yeah. Big boy. But the next morning, after getting a poop load of criticism, trump denied it, tweeting, the language used by me at the daca meeting was tough, but this was not the language used. Hes like the racist rumplestiltskin until ye guess my racist speech, the president ye shant impeach. laughter piano riff cheers and applause then on friday, two republican senators who were in the room, tom cotton and david perdue, issued a statement saying, we do not recall the president saying these comments specifically. Thats a nondenial denial. Your honor, i dont recall which knife i used to stab the victim, specifically. The defense rests. Okay, so they couldnt remember. Then yesterday, perdue changed his tune with george stephanopoulos. Im telling you he did not use that word, george, and im telling you its a gross misrepresentation. Stephen ill give you gross, but misrepresentation . So yesterday, you cant remember whether it happened, then suddenly you have a vivid memory of it never happening. I guess it happens like how, at first, i couldnt remember if sen. Perdue had a spine, and then i had a vivid memory of him never having one. laughter cheers and applause so its a medical miracle. How he walks upright. I dont know. Jellyfish. So dick durbin says he said it, Lindsey Graham is like im not going to say he said it, but he said it, and these other senators say he didnt say it. Whats the truth, Washington Post reporter josh dawsey . People said to me over the weekend there is a semantic difference. Some people in the meeting heard the phrase bleep house instead of bleep hole. Stephen okay, he didnt say bleephole, he said, bleep house either way trump is being a complete ass house, who might cheers and applause piano riff maybe, maybe, just maybe doesnt belong in the white hole. laughter by the way, what was that phrase the reporter said he used . I cant remember. Can you, jon . Hes a House Keeping the haitians out stephen clearing that up, john. Now, all of this leads to one question is donald trump a racist . Last night, a reporter asked him that question. No. No. I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed. Stephen really . The only way thats true is if the reporter works for kkkat fancy. The magazine for lovers of racist felines. laughter white m meower. laughter now, that man standing behind trump at maralago is House Majority leader and nonspeaking dad in a disney movie, kevin mccarthy. The Washington Post has a big article that details just how close mccarthy and the president have gotten so close, that trump has begun to refer to mccarthy as my kevin. My kevin . And according to doughnut rules, that means trump licked him. laughter hes mine. Hes mine now. And mccarthy has found unique ways to connect with the president. During a trip on air force one, trump and mccarthy bonded while eating starburst candies. Mccarthy noticed that trump only ate the cherry and strawberry flavors. So mccarthy later told a staffer to put together a jar of the red and pink starbursts for trump. Mccarthy put his name on the jar, which was delivered to the president. Oh, trump just likes one color more than the other. Same way he makes his immigration policy. cheers and applause raced to the punch line here comes the punch line piano riff the article is full of mccarthys attempts to shamelessly ingratiate himself to the president , mccarthyisms as theyre called. But the most disturbing detail is what mccarthy says they have in common they both like to talk a lot while watching movies. laughter i thought it was impossible to like him less. laughter i wonder if he speaks during porn. We now know he might watch it because according to a juicy report this weekend, donald trump paid a porn star 130,000 to stay silent over an alleged affair. Thats truly shocking. That donald trump paid one of his contractors. laughter applause and keep in mind i want you to keep in mind, this doesnt come from some liberal rag out there. It comes from Rupert Murdochs wall street journal. Well, it is a business story. I guess. The porn star in question is stormy daniels, which sounds a lot like a local weather guy. Stormy daniels, here with the fiveday forecast. Mr. President , pack an umbrella because monday looks like showers, the kind you got in moscow. laughter applause now, some of you might recognize stormy from her performances in such films as the witches of breastwick and good will humping. laughter good will humping its the best porn remake of a matt damon feature since we humped a zoo. laughter and downsizing. Heres what the journals reporting a month before the 2016 election, Donald Trumps lawyer arranged a 130,000 payment to stormy daniels, as part of an agreement that precluded her from publicly discussing an alleged sexual encounter with mr. Trump. So 130k will keep her from talking about it. But theres not enough money in the world that could keep her from remembering it. Back before she took the hush money, ms. Daniels was speaking to journalists from Good Morning America and slate. Com. She was going to spill the beans. She even forwarded along a draft of the original agreement. In it, the porn star is referred to as peggy peterson, and trump is referred to as david delucia. David delucia. Now we know the president s first pet and the name of the street he grew up on. laughter tyrone honey bee. Tyrone honey bee. Jon oh, wow. Stephen yeah. And there is some confirmation because at the time, ms. Daniels told a friend, all im going to say is i ended up with donald in his hotel room. Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tightywhities. audience reacts first of all i will not picture that. laughter you cannot make me. laughter secondly, i am now picturing it. laughter damn it. And thirdly, chasing you around in his tightywhities . Thats totally unbelievable. Trump cant run. laughter but despite her earlier statements, ms. Daniels now says, my involvement with donald trump was limited to a few public appearances and nothing more. These stories are not true, which is exactly what i would say if i had sex with donald trump. laughter and by the way, i did not. laughter these stories are not true. laughter we have a great show for you tonight. John lithgow is here so is senator Chuck Schumer cheers and applause when we return, hawaii didnt get nuked cheers and applause so our wide assortment including science diet blue buffalo and pro plan just got even bigger why shop anywhere else . Petsmart for the love of pets. 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Very excited. Jon, we have the black eyed peas tonight. Jon yeah cheers and applause stephen i never thought i would have to say this, but congratulations to all 50 states for surviving the weekend. For the last several months, the country has been gripped with fear over a possible Nuclear Attack by north korea, so imagine the people of hawaii waking up on saturday morning to an alert on their phone saying Ballistic Missile threat inbound to hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill. That has to be the worst thing to wake up to on your phone next to realizing you drunk texted your girlfriends mom to send nudes. cheers and applause kind of cool about it. Just question marks. Very cool of her. The alert that had everyone in hawaii dropping some poi in their board shorts went out because an employee at the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency accidentally selected missile alert instead of test missile alert in the dropdown menu of the alertsystem software. A dropdown menu . Well, of course this happened just look at this thing. Missile alert, test missile alert, not an unmissile alert, nonBallistic Missile not coming, and of course, dressing on the side. laughter it turns out that the only failsafe is a Second Screen asking are you sure you want to do this . Honestly, that message should pop up every time you open the internet. Are you sure you want to do this . Nothing good happens here. laughter the agency also announced that the employee in question was reassigned. No keep him in that job hes the one person who will never, ever make that mistake again. cheers and applause he knows same reason i always go to the surgeon who just got sued for leaving a sponge inside someone. Hes on his toes now. laughter worst of all, once the alert went out, it took 38 minutes to send out another alert saying false alarm. 38 minutes . Thats enough time to have end of the world sex, then await death for 35 minutes. cheers and applause so uh, you think theres a heaven or. . According to officials, the reason it took so long to correct this mistake is because the state had no automated process to get the word out that it was a false alarm. Why dont you press the button that says, this is just a drill . Go on tv . Skywriting . Its not that hard. Within minutes after the initial panic, hawaii congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard tweeted debunking the threat, marking the first time twitter was ever used to calm people down. laughter you know who was weirdly silent about it on twitter . Donald trump. And this was made for him. Its literally fake news laughter cheers and applause piano riff also, ive got to say sad laughter but he finally got around to addressing the situation yesterday. Well, that was a state thing but were going to now get involved with them. Stephen which prompted this message to be blasted around hawaii. 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Dish issues . Throw it all in. Cascade platinum powers through even burnton gravy. Nice. Cascade. Its not just something we say when you arrive. The warmth of an irish welcome stays with you long after you leave. So come on over. Well give you the inside track. And let you into some Little Secrets that will take you back through history, bring our landscapes to life, and make your evenings last longer. Welcome to ireland. cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the late show already in progress. My first guest is a tony and emmy award wining actor who is currently on broadway in his oneman show. Please welcome the delightful john lithgow cheers and applause band playing Stephen Lovely to see you again great to be here. The new show stephen youve never been on this show before. You were on the old show quite a few times. Like what weve done with the place . Its beautiful. Stephen thank you very much. Really feels like a broadway theater now. Yeah, i used to be on broadway. Stephen happy Martin Luther king, jr. Day. Thank you, thank you. Stephen i learned something this afternoon that Coretta Scott king baby sat you. Isnt that sweet . Thats true. Stephen how is that possible . Where, when . She was a student at antioc college there and she baby sat for me and my siblings. I was too young to remember her but she met me in my later life and she said i was very, very well behaved. Stephen thats nice. Very nonviolent. Stephen but protesting . Ometimes. The terrible twos were not easy. Stephen now, youve got the show on broadway, but the thing i want to congratulate you for before we get to that is your fantastic turn as Winston Churchill in the crown. cheers and applause thank you. Stephen got a cigar for you here. Is that a part you ever sort of had the ambition to play . No i would never have dreamed that they would cast me as Winston Churchill. Stephen why does a British Production Company other than the fact youre a fantastic actor, a testament to your talent, they brought in an american to play a british icon, which i love because theyre always coming over here taking american parts. Thats true, and i felt a little bit vindicated by that. Stephen sure. I dont know, churchill was about this tall, and im, like, three times his height. They knew something i didnt know. This was stephen doldry and peter morgan who created the show, and i wasnt going to say no but i thought they were crazy. Stephen like i said, british actors are always coming over here and taking the parts and im always surprised, oh, youre a stealth brit. I dont know till i interview them. How did you find an ac set sufficient to play this icon . Churchill had an extraordinary strange voice. It was as much as an odd accent among englishmen as americans. Stephen so a churchill accent. It was like he had chestnuts inside his mouth or something, and he had an extraordinary speech not exactly an impediment but an idiosyncrasy, a lisp that came out of the back of his tongue instead of the front. Stephen sure, sure. It was easy, you could grab on to all those things and just put together your churchill. Stephen gary is getting praise for his fine esthour of churchill. Very well deserved. Stephen do you think your churchill could beat his in a fight . I would say i cowl probably beat him at basketball because im much, much taller. Stephen did you call him at all and say good job . We communicated with each other before and after. I congratulated him on the golden globe. Stephen did he call and say how did you play this bastard . No, he calls me 54. I played churchill in the year 1954, and he played him in 1940. So he writes yes, this is 40, how are you 54 . laughter i dont know really know gary. I met him years ago and we have mutual friends but hes a wonderful guy and i tremendously admire his acting. I thought he was wonderful as churchill. There are a lo a lot of you , richard burton, michael gambon, gary olden, im glad to be in that company. Stephen congratulations on the emmy. Well deserved. cheers and applause this im looking forward to. Youve got a new show at the American Airlines theater here, john lithgow stories by heart. Its just you on stage. Mmhmm. Stephen telling stories. Okay. How did this show come about . Well, there was an inciting incident which is actually one of the stories i tell in the story. Ill tell you, its a twoact evening and each of the two acts is sort of anchored by a great american, one very english. What they have in common is theyre both contained in an old book of stories that my father used to read to me and my siblings when we were kids, and i used the same book to read to him when he was an old man and near death, and it was a salvation to him. From that little moment, first of all, came all my it, to me, sort of crystallized why i do what i do, why i act, why people watch, why we all need stories, and what also came out of it was this show. I have been doing it for about ten years, now, all over the country as a sort of onenight stand touring piece, what vilians would call a trunk show, and finally i got it to broadway and people are loving it. So i must be doing something right. Stephen is it thrilling to be on stage with no other actors getting in your way . Finally lets clear away the clouds and let the sunshine. laughter i have to say the New York Times review is the best ive ever gotten in the times. Apparently, the problem has been all those other actors. applause piano riff i mean, its the only thing i can deduce. Stephen are there sets, props . There is nothing. Theres a couple of sticks of furniture. I have a big chair, a small chair, an end table and a stool, but thats it. Everything else is just mine. Stephen you, at one point, worked with the great mime Marcel Marceau . In a sense, when i was six my father worked at the carter theater in princeton and i used to do backstage chores. Marcel marceau came once a year and did this increedably popular evening of his mime and i was the curtain puller for him, which was a big deal and challenge because he took his curtain call very seriously. He wanted the curtain to come down and go up, and go down and up, go down and up, with great rhythm so he could take one bow after another. It was my job to bounce the curtain. Thats what they called it. And it was not easy. I went into the wings, you know, during the tech rehearsal. They told me how to do it. Emp r. You pull on one rope to bring the curtain down, this huge, velour Broadway Kurt up. You grab the other rope and it pulls you halfway up the wall and using your body as a counterweight, you pull it down, that reverses the direction of the curtain, you pull the other to bring it down, then up down, up down, and i mastered it. I was expert during the tech rehearsal. But in performance, came time for the curtain call, the audience was crazy about the show going wild so i pulled down the curtain, and i pulled it back up, i did it great for like the third, the fourth, the fifth time, then i was so exhausted, i sort of collapsed and looked at the two ropes as they sort of pulled to a stop. But i just grabbed one and pulled it and pulled it and it started getting easier and easier to pull, and i heard the applause kind of dying down. I elooked on to the stage from the wednesday and there was Marcel Marceau in white face staring with me with this lived expression. I grabbed the wrong rope and pulled the curtain down when i was already down between Marcel Marceau and the audience there was a 12foot high pile of velour fabric. He was just staring, but thank god he was just a mime. laughter he didnt say a word. applause stephen and your career recovered, which is nice. Well, i ended up a mime. So, you know, he had an impact on me, clearly. Stephen john, it was lovely to see you again. Stephen stephen john lithgow stories by heart, is on broadway now through march 4th. Well be right back with senator Chuck Schumer. cheers and applause band playing [ jo lend me your ears and heill sing you a song i will try not to sing out of key try with a little help from my friends vw drivers have always put others first. Now were returning the favor, with the people first warranty, 6 years or 72 thousand miles transferable coverage. 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You know him as chuck from chuck nancy. laughter please welcome senator Chuck Schumer cheers and applause band playing stephen pretty good stuff, huh . Oh, theyre great. Stephen they are. Happy Martin Luther king, jr. Day to you, senator. To you, to everybody. cheers and applause stephen im so glad youre here tonight. This book is kizmet as my people would say. Hows your friend donald trump . Getting worse every day. Stephen the buzz is you guys can talk a language that he can understand, that he likes. You actually said off mic on cspan, he likes me anyway, its going to work out. One of my wrong predictions. Stephen this was a long time ago. This was a while ago. He would start out by flattering me. That didnt work, so he tried to call me names. Neither works. We stick by our values. Theyre very far away from where Donald Trumps values are and frankly from where most of americas values are and were standing strong and were the check on donald trump. cheers and applause stephen we know about what historians will call sholegate from last thursday. laughter a little while ago, this afternoon, he tweeted senator Dickey Durbin totally misrepresented what i said at the daca meeting. Do you have any doubts that senator durbin is telling the truth when he says that the president said repeatedly why do we need people from i have no doubt. First, donald trump has lied so many times its hard to believe him on anything let alone this, but second, ive known dick durbin for 35 years. He was my roommate for 20 years. We shared a little row house. Hes one of the most honorable people ive ever met. I never have known him to lie. I totally believe dick durbin and i think most americans do, too. applause stephen many people look at this the and what the president has said and just said, okay, well, donald trump is a racist. Do you think that donald trump is a racist . Look, his comments over and over and over again can be described as nothing but racist and obnoxious. He says hes not a racist. Well stephen hes the least racist person the least racist person you would ever speak to. Stephen of all time. O i have a challenge for donald trump, okay, actions speak louder than words. If you want to just begin the long road back to proving youre not racist or bigoted, support the bipartisan compromise three democrats and three republicans put on the floor, everyone gave, and get the dreamers safety here in america. Thats what he should do. cheers and applause and let me say this, stephen that bill donald trump at one point said, well, there are three areas of contention. The three of them, the six of them, tried to go somewhat in his direction on those three areas in return for dreamers. If this bill doesnt become law, there will only be one thing standing in his way and thats donald trump and his intransigence. If it was put on the floor in the house or the senate it would get a majority vote in either one. Stephen do you think those are his intransigence or do you think hes just being pressured by the farthest right on immigration policy in his own party . If youre going to listen to the farthest right, we will not have an immigration party. You cant get a small group on the extreme govern, its a formula for failure. Stephen whats he like to negotiate with . Oh laughter stephen because you have been negotiating with him for months. Yes. Stephen youve known him from back in new york. Yes. Stephen hes supposed to be an expert negotiate. Oh stephen art of the deal, my friend. Do you see the art in his dealmaking . The art of failure in about every deal he makes. He has two ways of negotiating. One, hell shake your hand and the next day totally back off. Nancy pelosi at the white house and i had an agreement with him on dreamers for border security. He agreed. The next day got pressure from the hard right and backed off. Thats what he does over and over again. The other way is saying heres how i want it, you do it my way or else. He wasnt a good negotiate in real estate deals in new york and one of the many reasons his administration has been a failure so far is hes a poor negotiator because he uses only one of those two tactics. Stephen the word is when you and nancy pelosi met him is you played on his love of new york and got on his good side. We actually managed to get a camera into that meeting with our friends from showtime from our show coming up in two weeks, we have a clip of our cameras catching the three of you negotiating. Jim . Just know you cant soften me up with a bunch of new york talk. Of course not, mr. President. Were not going to talk about new york. What about it . I was taking the Staten Island ferry the other day. Empire state building. Hudson river. Katzs deli. Train track. Central park. Five stephen accurate . On the money. Left out one thing, brooklyn cheers and applause stephen i totally get it. Now, let me ask you, theres a slightly different subject but has to do with the changing senate. Do you feel like the democrats will take the senate . Yes. Stephen are you confident they will take it back . Were working real hard at it and i think the odds are greater than half well take back the senate, absolutely. cheers and applause stephen and the house i think the house odds are very good, too. Stephen mmhmm. In part, we have a real friend in taking back the house and senate, donald trump. Stephen right, but do you think people will then be voting for democrats or against donald trump . And i mean this sincerely yes, you do. Stephen this year what does the Democratic Party stand for . So, look, we have to be a strong check against trump but thats not sufficient. We have to show average folks were on their side while trump is on the side of the wealthy and powerful interests. If we do both, well take back the house and the senate. Stephen well, you lost one of the stars of the Democratic Party this year, one of the biggest fundraisers of the democrats in al franken. Yes. Stephen looking back on how that was handled, that franken was asked to resign against his will, as you can tell from the speech he gave, before the ethics investigation was over. Do you feel that was the right thing to do . Well, look, i am a strong believer in metoo. Women have been abused, taken advantage of in so many different ways that i think that a strong stand in that regard is very important. You can look at each individual case, as you should, and people should get some protections, but i have a great deal of sympathy for the women who say this has gone on too long and we have to be really strong to fight it cheers and applause stephen well, senator schumer, thank you very much for being here. Senator Chuck Schumer, everybody well be right back with a performance by black eyed peas. cheers and applause band playing kids laughing whispering mom lets send in max. kids max max now this, is internet gold going viral . Get scrubbing bubbles clean and disinfect. What . 20,000 views sc johnson. with 33 individual vertebrae and 640 muscles in the human body, no two of us are alike. Life made more effortless through adaptability. The perfect position seat in the lincoln continental. in the lincoln continental. Touch is how we communicate with those we love, but when your psoriasis is bad, does it ever get in the way . Embrace the chance of 100 clear skin with taltz. 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Stephen and now, performing their new single, street livin ladies and gentlemen, black eyed peas cheers and applause streets, streets livin in the streets street livin caught in the trap guns or books sell crack or rap be like kings or be like pawns they called us bleep now they call us cons street bleep be packing pistols terrorists be blasting missiles crips and bloods and retail thugs c. I. A. Planes bring colombian drugs in dont push me cause im close to hell the teachers in my neighborhood can hardly spell and compared to them Prison Guards get paid well ten years no bail is four years at yale so, forget about the statue of general lee because the status of blacks are generally gonna end up in some penitentiary systematically thats how they made it to be listen, they derailed the soul train and put a nightmare in every Martin Luther king and privatized prisons are owned by the same slave masters that owned the slave trade game and racists no longer have to be racist cause bleep kill more bleep than the k. K. K. Did now, every time i hear a new def jam bleep killing bleep like they ku klux klan i understand whats a bleep to choose . Be the killer or be the dead dude in the news i get it whats a bleep to do . No education in the hood got a bleep confused street livin tough conditions brainwashed by the television we lost in the war we live in double cross, love lost no religion street livin, oh my gosh another brother got shot by the sarge another cop got off with no charge if you black in the hood you at large youre guilty until you prove youre innocent if youre ivory they treat you different if youre ebony they assume your temperament will be vigilant and they call you militant and youll get shot and theyll say the incident is cause youre belligerent what a coincidence born and bred but youre still an immigrant and if you aint dead you can see imprisonment theres more bleep in the prisons than there ever was slaves cotton picking theres more bleep thats rotting in the prisons than there ever was slaves cotton picking so, how we gon get up out the trap guns or books sell crack or rap street livin hustle or hoops guns or books get shot or shoot street livin aint no rules break the law make the breakin news the life you choose could be the life you lose getting stuck for the nike shoes street livin aint no joke its a cold world better bring your coat revoke cause the streets are broke and now they wanna take away our dreams and hopes street livin no economics no way out of the reaganomics infected by the black plague new bubonic no comprende we speak ebonics street livin whats your position you can take action or take a bleep and listen you can get bleep by the system or you can say bleep the system cheers and applause Stephen Black eyed peas, everybody well be right back. 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