well, the first thing, welcome the guests. she s the best thing to happen top sunday since church and football, host of fox news sunday and author of the love stories of the bible speaks, very a rousing, the evil shannon bream! [cheers and applause] greg: it s been less than two months and democrats are already wishing they had voted for him. former new york congressman lee zeldin! [cheers and applause] greg: she considers crawfish to be the sixth food group, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s never been told you should come here more often. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some news stories, it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these so don t blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had hi
where he was so big he sells to smelly fat guys. into a recent school board meeting district officials gave a brief update on their dress code policy they re still trying to figure out. like what comes after triple z. and when does a bar need rebar? that s a steele reinforcements girls. the full policy will be presented on march 1st and we ll be all over it like a wet t-shirt on a chubby kid at the beach. always felt bad for them. meanwhile about those ufos shot out of the sky by the u.s. military, saver yeggs week reports one of the balloons recently shot down could have belonged to a hobbyist club in illinois. and for what it s worth they ve already offered to surrender. the northern illinois bottle cap balloon brigade apparently lost one of its cheap party style balloons similar to this one. well, i guess that s it.