yeah. i ve got a real good one. i ve got a really funny one. all right. go ahead. start. stay it. i say? yeah. knock, knock. who s there? there was only three networks. there was only one late night show, really, and it was jack paar. they don t understand how we do this show. we just keep talking with no script. i know. it s agony. jack paar invented the late night television talk show. you feel confident? there is not a man in the world to beat me. i m as pretty as liberace. jack had in his corner his personality. his fabulously, interesting, complex, frightening, neurotic, but in other cases enthusiastic and informed personality. it made for great television. how much time have i done?
this is for everyone who s been a victim. they actually watched and understand what s good and could be done better and they married together to make a wonderful pie that s really palatable even for me and i was the butt of the joke. what do you want to say to bullies all across america? go ahead. stay it. stop trying to make things i don t want to on your tv show. do you hear that, bullies? stop making kids say things on your temperature sho your tv show. making fun of important parts of our culture. southpark forces us to re-examine the world around us. trey parker and matt stone show no sign of slowing up in their sat tirrizing of american life, but they have a good few years to go to catch the next producer and comedian on oz s list. one comedian above all others, lauren michaels. and i decided to pick lauren michaels because i want to know how do you take dan akroyd through tina fey and continue to
thank you for being with us. how would you like to return from a vacation to find your office looking like this? at least there won t be any freezer burn. it happened to a science professor in minnesota. apparently students covered computers, the ceiling, pens and books, even the coffee maker all with aluminum foil. the professor says every time he comes back from a trip someone messes with his office. and this actually isn t that bad. the last time he says his office was decorated for a fairy princess. i think i d take the aluminum if i were him. the prank requires 10 200 foot roll of foil. who thinks of these things? we love it, though. [ female announcer ] start your morning. hey. what are you doing up? i thought i d take a drive before work. want to come? [ female announcer ] or make his day. yeah.
dodge loans they skipped out on are now finding that creditors are turning to the site to track you down and in some cases looking at your photos or activities to find out if you have assets that can be seized. so if you owe people money, don t take a picture next to your bmw. also, using it against you in a divorce. divorce attorneys love facebook. it is cited in one of five new divorce petitions. basically, again, facebook isn t helping you get divorced. you are doing the dumb things and facebook is putting it out there. so an attorney can find you pictures with an alleged mistress or boyfriend and say there is cheating going on. absolutely. or if you are dating someone new, they can go to that alleged mistress or boyfriend s site. if the mistress says i just got this gorgeous diamond bracelet from the new boyfriend, they can say this guy has assets that maybe he s not talking about. we ve also seen it used in custody cases and one famous case the mom said i spent all