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Given the numerous kidnappings and hostage situations that poor Princess Peach has had to endure over the years, you'd be forgiven for thinking her chief of security was secretly in cahoots with Bowser. But then again, this is a franchise that functionally has walking mushrooms and sentient slabs of stone loitering about by the roadside, so it's probably best not.