Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Want to see you watch this and get your comment on the other side. Simple yes or no question did he say if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor zmnch tonight is americas middle class struggling . No, im doing just fine. A new threat to christmas. Frostee the snow man is mushy the mush man. And Alex Blumberg wants to know how a tee shirt is made . Well when a cotton loves a textile mill very much they exchange a special hug. A 2014 calendar of sexy taxi drivers. In their home countries they were sexy professor. This is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome, thank you so much for joining us [cheers and applause] stephen right there thank you. [cheers and applause] audience Stephen Stephen a room full of them tonight. God bless you all. Welcome. Thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. I want you to know im dedicating tonights show to the whales. [laughing] stephen before we get star
Youth nation, it maybe too late to get into the walmart of your choice. When you have kids of your own groom that child for walmart from day one. That of course means sending them to the right preschool. Look for one with a emphasis on block stacking. Okay. Its a skill they need for making towers of discount milk. Good luck, nation. Remember, odds are you wont get in. Be sure to apply to a safety like rent a center or yale. [cheers and applause] stephen now, nathan [cheers and applause] stephen i have always said. I have always said america is the greatest country in the history of the United States. [ applause ] stephen some naysayers they say the country is in decline because its harder to get into walmart than harvard. Really . Where did you hear that sounds like [beep]. They claim the middle class have a declining of standard of living. It adjusts to inflation of 199. So income hasnt changed from the 80s. Neither has a lot of things. Look at rob low. Youre older than i am why arent
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Want to see you watch this and get your comment on the other side. Simple yes or no question did he say if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor zmnch tonight is americas middle class struggling . No, im doing just fine. A new threat to christmas. Frostee the snow man is mushy the mush man. And Alex Blumberg wants to know how a tee shirt is made . Well when a cotton loves a textile mill very much they exchange a special hug. A 2014 calendar of sexy taxi drivers. In their home countries they were sexy professor. This is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome, thank you so much for joining us [cheers and applause] stephen right there thank you. [cheers and applause] audience Stephen Stephen a room full of them tonight. God bless you all. Welcome. Thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. I want you to know im dedicating tonights show to the whales. [laughing] stephen before we get star
Look for one with a emphasis on block stacking. Okay. Its a skill they need for making towers of discount milk. Good luck, nation. Remember, odds are you wont get in. Be sure to apply to a safety like rent a center or yale. [cheers and applause] stephen now, nathan [cheers and applause] stephen i have always said. I have always said america is the greatest country in the history of the United States. [ applause ] stephen some naysayers they say the country is in decline because its harder to get into walmart than harvard. Really . Where did you hear that sounds like [beep]. They claim the middle class have a declining of standard of living. It adjusts to inflation of 199. So income hasnt changed from the 80s. Neither has a lot of things. Look at rob low. Youre older than i am why arent you melting. Youre like a flower preserved in amber. Now, no surprise [laughing] stephen no surprise. Bitching about the middle class has become obamas latest pet project. Which he detailed recently in a
Tonight is americas middle class struggling . No, im doing just fine. A new threat to christmas. Frostee the snow man is mushy the mush man. And Alex Blumberg wants to know how a tee shirt is made . Well when a cotton loves a textile mill very much they exchange a special hug. A 2014 calendar of sexy taxi drivers. In their home countries they were sexy professor. This is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] stephen welcome, thank you so much for joining us [cheers and applause] stephen right there thank you. [cheers and applause] audience Stephen Stephen a room full of them tonight. God bless you all. Welcome. Thank you for joining us. [cheers and applause] stephen thank you. I want you to know im dedicating tonights show to the whales. [laughing] stephen before we get started i want to take a moment to talk to the younger viewers in the colbert nation. I know youre filling out College Applications or receiving early decision letters. I know youre eager to move out of your parent