[ laughter ] you sound good tonight. Twentyseven years and i still get suckered into coming out here every night by that big welcome. Yeah. [ laughter ] uh, before we begin tonight, id like to remind you that a laugh is a terrible thing to waste. [ laughter ] did they leave . [ laughter ] well, uh, did you hear the startling news today and i think we knew this all along. Today, the new england journal of medicine came out and said that oat bran has no special cholesterollowering abilities. Right. [ cheering ] its true. Everybody is shocked. Today i saw Wilford Brimley [ laughter ] pigging out on pork links at tail o the pup. [ applause ] yeah. Nothing. Has nothing to do with it. Im not making any of this this has nothing to do with lowering your cholesterol. A commercial today. He was a little on the defensive. He said today, all right. So its not the right thing to do. [ laughter ] but i got two exwives and i need the gig. So [ laughter ] but i tell ya, if you have oat bran at home, d