dick cheney who is promoting his new memoir has been compared by some of his detractors to star wars villain darth vader. he was on the tonight show last week and had some fun with the comparison. hi, mr. vice president. it s jay leno. i m brushing my teeth. i ll be right now. is this the suit you will be wearing tonight? no, i thought i would wear this, jay. laura: for his self depend rating for his self deprecating humor, mr. cheney is a patriot. visit the website bolder, fresher.com for info on the show dates. also, don t miss the special promo for premium members. if you sign up, you get a free factor pen, plus lots of behind the scenes access to the show. while you re at it, silly, please pick up my new book, you ll die laughing. i hope not die, but you ll laugh