well, the first thing, welcome the guests. she s the best thing to happen top sunday since church and football, host of fox news sunday and author of the love stories of the bible speaks, very a rousing, the evil shannon bream! [cheers and applause] greg: it s been less than two months and democrats are already wishing they had voted for him. former new york congressman lee zeldin! [cheers and applause] greg: she considers crawfish to be the sixth food group, cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s never been told you should come here more often. fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some news stories, it s time for this. greg s leftovers. greg: yeah it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these so don t blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had hi
cuomo said after getting canned from cnn he considered killing himself. which is a shame because that means he finally understood how his viewers felt. terrible. we wish you well, chris. come on my show, bring the q tip. california woman who dined at a cheesecake factory claims her boyfriend found a rubber glove in his fried mac and cheese balls. doctors say eating such a thing could be fatal so the rubber glove likely saved his life. good joke. a new study suggests men have more success in online dating if their profile includes photos of their dog in it. those who have the least success? men with pictures with their wives. [cheers and applause] greg: the national inconstitutes of health claims to have made a break through towards creating a male birth control drug which men could take right before sex to get full protection. researchers haven t decided what
it. my favorite quote. don t shoot the messenger i m just saying what the facts are. google it greg: google it. it seems that s his answer for everything. so mr. lemon is there any reason why we should keep you here at cnn? google it greg: since then he was conveniently off this morning and cnn s chair man put him on blast on a call with colleagues today. for his part don tweeted his comments were inartful. inartful? they sure were recommend brandt. fact is the older woman is the better, she ll have more experience knowing how to properly iron my sports. another sexist who s worse would say greg: see, that s how you do it, lemon, you back yourself up with a little thing called a nexio so whenever you say something it comes up and undercuts it. shannon you re an expert on women, especially women in the
that s only part of it. my favorite quote, talk about messaging affects our google at google. it it seems that his answer for everything. so mr. lemon, is there any reason why we should keep you here at cnn? google at since then he was conveniently off this morning and cnn s chairman put him on blast on a call with colleagues today. for his part, don tweeted that his comments were in artful, in artful. they sure were rembrandt. that is , the older a woman is , the better she ll have more experience knowing how to properly iron my shirts. another sexist who s worse would say, see, that s how you do it, man. you back yourself up with a little thing called a nescio. so whenever you say something, it comes up and undercuts it. shannon, you re an expert on women, especially women in
and, why he s gay and black and liberal so he thought he was impenetrable and he flew too close to the woke sun. he was playing woker poker and he lost to a woman. dagen: yes greg: how s that? dagen: i have never, ever wanted to work at cnn until now. just give me 24 hours with don lemon. because i am over the hill and through the woods. and i ve walked through the valley of the shadow of death and i fear no evil. [cheers and applause] greg: but because of my age, i have learned how to drive a man, in a very short period of time, into a blind rage and into