well n my neighborhood f you called well, in my neighborhood, if you called me a son of a bitch, it s go time. no one calls my momma names. they know what they re talking about if they say it. jimmy kimmel called doocy last night adamson of a b and that was a direct lift from what jessie waters says. he just stole waters joke which is so pathetic. sucks everyone who calls me names, none of them are famous. that ll happen one day. one day. [bleep]. see? because you re so famous. i am famous. yeah, jerk. ha-ha. you have to put the word major league in front of that. greg: that s right. that s right. i m not that good at name-calling. i should get better at it. you re more of a structured paragraph insulter? greg: exactly. you re all digital. exactly. it s a whole he tells you why greg: oh stop it.
thank you for having me. appreciate it. people born december 24th, they re really special. laura: that s right in the tradition of 60 minutes, isn t it? the tough follow-up questions. well, that s it for us tonight. greg gutfeld takes it all from here. greg: you just want me to fail. everybody here wants me to fail! [applause] everybody keep clapping. you re nothing without me. happy tuesday, everyone. is it really happy? not when it s day two of. [suspension music] joe biden son of a bitch insurrection.