Following an attack in which Hamas killed more than 1,200 Israelis and took an estimated 199 hostage, Israel has retaliated by killing thousands of Palestinians; cutting off water, fuel, and electricity; and ordering over 1.1 million citizens to evacuate from North Gaza. Amid the violence, death, and countless…
Georgia Republicans are furious after Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis indicted former President Donald Trump for his attempts to overturn the 2020 election. The Onion asked conservatives why Willis deserves to be impeached, and this is what they said.
would imagine that all sorts of precautions have been taken to keep the former president safe. so he is not expected to leave trump tower between now his arrival there today, um, until tomorrow when he leaves to go to court. so what you re going to see is 56th street will remain blocked off while he is in his multi story penthouse apartment. meeting with lawyers, including likely his new lawyer, todd blanche, who s going to take on a significant role in this criminal case. you ll also see a police detail present on fifth avenue and on madison with secret service, um, standing by in case there is some spontaneous protest either a pro trump or anti trump that will all just be in place along with , you know, the bomb detection, canines and the other things that that come with that. in
fighting. april had michael s dna under her fingernails. michael had scratches on his face, and if madison had shot them during the fight, where was the proof of that? no dna, no blood on madison. not on his clothes, not on his hands. so all the evidence points toward exactly what madison said, mom and dad were in the bedroom. if madison had committed this crime, if he d shot both his parents at pretty close range, he d have some blood on him. he d have some forensic evidence on him to demonstrate he had fired a gun at a very close range. law enforcement was never able to lift a full print from the gun, and the only dna they found was april s on the trigger. and what about that head wound? the one a pathologist said made michael s death look like a homicide? i ve consulted with a forensic pathologist who said
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