Thu, Apr 1st 2021 10:57am
Tim Cushing
Never let a good crisis go to waste. The federal government is always on the lookout for expansion opportunities and a bad actor known colloquially as Current Events keeps handing the government what it s looking for.
On January 6th, a bunch of Trump fans, who thought it was possible to overturn certified election results, raided the Capitol building. Five people, including a Capitol police officer, died during the attack. This horrific event was turned into a chance to increase domestic surveillance by the incoming president, who threatened Americans with the sort of good time they ve been afflicted with since October 26, 2001.