you walk out on stage and you ve got 80,000 people going crazy and you take the mike and start to go, is that the greatest kick you have? professionally, yes. personally, no. professionally, it s the greatest moment ever. you can either have sex for the rest of your life or perform on stage, which would you take? both. you can t. one or the other? is this like soapy s choice? yes. piers choice. which way are you going to go? i m going to have to go with the rock n roll, because here s why, it will bring me sex. it will bring me awesome sex. just not on stage. when we come back, i m going to talk to you about your friend, charlie sheen. oh, boy. i m not going to say a word. hello sunshine, sweet as you can be
got 80,000 people going crazy and you take the mike and start to go, is that the greatest kick you have? professionally, yes. personally, no. professionally, it s the greatest moment ever. you can either have sex for the rest of your life or perform on stage, which would you take? both. you can t. one or the other? is this like soapy s choice? yes. piers choice. which way are you going to go? i m going to have to go with the rock n roll, because here s why, it will bring me sex. it will bring me awesome sex. just not on stage. when we come back, i m going to talk to you about your friend, charlie sheen. oh, boy. i m not going to say a word. [ robin ] my name is robin. and i was a pack-a-day smoker for 25 years. i do remember sitting down with my boys, and i m like, oh, promise mommy you ll never ever pick up a cigarette.
there s an app for that. a death app. i knew he was planning that. the system utilizes a $1.5 million light and sound system. it would not be complete without a laser light show. as the old saying goes, ashes to ashes, lasers are awesome. on the internet, you see a man getting his car washed. he missed a spot on the windshield, better get out and get that, and boom goes the dynamite. the man escaped unharmed, a little soapy. just not sure he thought the machine was done or he wanted suicide doors. anyway, it s the worst thing to happen to a car wash since lenny dykstra. it s yet to officially reveal any of them. you wouldn t think the fox business channel had a lot of sway, except it s writing fiscal policy for the gop live on the air. representative debbie wasserman-schultz next.
not a little soapy. just not sure if he thought the machine was done or he just wanted suicide doors. either way, its worst thing to happen to a car wash since lenny dykstra. given the fact that it s been on the air three years and it has such poor ratings, it has yet to officially reveal any of them. you wouldn t think the fox business channel had a lot of sway, except it is now writing fiscal policy for the gop live on the air. representative debbie wasserman schultz next.
do. everything is running with an iphone. there s an app for that. a death app. i knew he was planning that. the system utilizes a $1.5 million light and sound system. it would not be complete without a laser light show. as the old saying goes, ashes to ashes, lasers are awesome. on the internet, you see a man getting his car washed. he missed a spot on the windshield, better get out and get that, and boom goes the dynamite. the man escaped unharmed, a little soapy. just not sure he thought the machine was done or he wanted suicide doors. anyway, it s the worst thing to happen to a car wash since lenny dykstra. it s yet to officially reveal any of them. you wouldn t think the fox business channel had a lot of sway, except it s writing fiscal policy for the gop live on the air.