got to love that guy. big night at the white house. this is news you might want to take the children out of the room a little bit. it does not speak well of our of where our country s heading. we got news that snook, snooki of jerszy shore, and let me tell you from experience, no one can ever take this away from you. she s officially a new york times best seller. she will check in at number 24 with her novel a shore thing. aificationalized a fictionalized report of her and j s time at the shore. omg, i m a new york times best selling author! thank you so much to my fans, family and everyone who made this possible. i love you all. this diminishes our achievements on the best sellers list. outsold by snooki. and american idol, big show. new judges, a new deal over there. you got j. lo, stephen tyler joining the show. along with randy jackson.
with his drunken ex-wife and putting a knife to her throat and teflon, walking away from that one. this crazy incident in new york. we are not sure what happened there. if he continues the drinking, he is going to be a complete burnout, washout and ruin everything. he is so lucky and he doesn t appreciate it. unbelievable. he said it was an allergic reaction. are you buying that? to medication. yeah. he is allergic to cocaine. that is the problem. allergic to prostitutes, apparently. the difference between lindsay lohan and charlie sheen is america loves this guy. it doesn t matter what he does, it seems like. why? the other sad part is like lindsay, he has gotten celebrity justice. any other poor snook would be in jail. if he doesn t watch out this show will be one and a half men. on that show his character is
as we ve seen, he does like to step into these popular culture mixes. i think even more than bill clinton he s got a real interest in pop culture. bill clinton didn t do e-mail. obama weighed in on lots of things although he didn t know whose snook he was, snooki. but he s comfortable in that zone. any political gain out of it, i don t see it. for every, you know, nfl fan who might get excited, you annoy a dog owner, so i don t know. i m going back to your thoughts because i remember lenny bruce once saying something about the lord hiring ex-continues in a totally convoluted weird meaning she was trying to make in as usual a lenny bruce fashion, but giving people a second chance to me is very american. it shows there s no second acts in american life. in fact, there are a lot of them. and maybe obama lost a couple races for politics before he got ele elected, too. the idea that you don t always make it your first try. but michael vick, i m telling you, michelle, do you follow the n
firm. at&t s ceo claims the company is not worried about losing customers at the conclusion of the exclusive deal with apple. more americans continue to buy ereaders like amazon kendall and barnes & noble nook. 8% of americans now use e-readers another 12% plan to buy one over the next six months. tonight on the big factor which is 16 minutes from now, a clash of titans. an old west showdown you don t want to miss. our old friend papa bear mr. bill owe rile little sitting with that funny guy the comedian on the daily show jon stewart. his or her is just a bit of a taste of what s to come. obama remorse. some people who voted for him, as you saw delma hart the other day, we voted for the hope and the dream. it ain t happening. do you, jon stewart, have obama remorse. i think people feel a disappointment in that there was a sense that oh jesus will walk on water and now you are looking
officials say five people were taken to the hospital. this happened at the plaza station, but officials are not sure why this happened. police say no weapons were found at the scene. 70 people involved. as if gtl, gym, tan and laundry, is not already permanently etched into everyone s vocabulary, i would say not household yet. but that s what they say on the jersey shore. snookie says she ll right a snooktionary so everybody understands what she says on the show. and she gave a sneak peek introducing the verb to snook, looking for a guy. to snook. you lived in jersey you must have snooked all the time. we had a different word. that s completely different. we can t say that word. i want to snook, snook for rick. there he is.