her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it s friday. let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. tasty, hot water. ahh. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap mask f
primetime can t find a single victim here. it doesn t look like anybody was physically injured. doesn t look like the irs was cheated. where s the crime? a lawyer paid a woman and a business reimbursed the lawyer? that s it? then the company filed the payment as a legal expense and just threw it in the filing cabinet? but, calling a payment to a lawyer a real expense instead of a legal reimprisonment is worse than hurt here in new york. never ever put your payments in the wrong ledger. bragg calls that falsifying a misdemeanor with since when did democrats become sticklers for bookkeeping. what letter did hunter file the chinese diamond under. the biden administration took millions from china before an election, lied about it, didn t pay taxes on it. that seems a little worse. the trump organization isn t even publicly traded. and no campaign funds were used. what was trump supposed to do? write a giant sweep sized check and hand it to stormy in times square. trump is a b
after all you want a beach bod not a bank by the body. [laughter] summit get this guy a training bra. [laughter] he is a 30-year-old guy with the body of kathy bates. speaking bank did you hear what s happening at goldman sach s? see transition everybody? there is a recession becomes reality and layoffs loom theg do perks that would used to enjoy it your job are disappearing i s faster than it will be goldberg s jewish fan base. [laughter] according to the new yorking they are taking away their free coffee perks for the goldman sach s employees. i know, stop the presses., or at least the frenchat presse. [laughter] w i knowhy. d that is why i sit here and you are in the audience. [laughter] so now those bankers will have to pay for it like the rest of us, just like i do for those massages. milt hemmer has such strong hands. sadly as in your post reports goldman sach s employees returned to work on tuesday tot find out they would have to pay for their crappy coffee, that is
Thank you all so much for joining us. Well see you back here tomorrow for special coverage of trumps trial. 9 30 a. M. Eastern, right now seen a news night with abby phillip starts echoes of the vietnam era for this generations protest movement. Thats tonight on newsnight good evening. Im abby phillip in new york tonight, americas universities are losing control of their campuses suspensions, arrest, tear gas. Schools across the map are cracking down now on propalestinian protests but should they or by doing so, are they setting a precedent that undercuts a Fundamental American Tradition and an american right. Breaking tonight, cnn, with this dozens of arrests at the University Of Texas Austin Campus were officers are apparently using force to take people into custody students from inside and encampment. There are alleging that Police Deployed mace and other socalled chemical munitions. Now, take a look at where this is happening. Just over the last two weeks, columbia is the epicenter
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