all right. let s welcome tonight s guests. like toddlers in a shopping cart, he leaves them rolling in the aisles, fox news tom schilling. he is so sharp you can use them to doodle, former utah congressman jason javits. he is quirky, smirky and she loves her beef jerky, captains. and when he jumps robe the whole world complaints, former bodyguard and massive sidekick, tyrus. tom, what do you make of the question and a lot of people thought trumps were sexist toward gillebrand but they re the same type heated to mitt romney and had chris. it s the perfect greg because it had a double meaning and get
sharp and painful. she s quirky and smirky. like a fresh cut dandline, always bitter. she s where silver linings go to die. like a tube of tooth paste on like a tube of tooth paste on the floor, this is your daughter. and she just got this. ooh boy. but, you ve got hum. so you can set this. and if she drives like this, you can tell her to drive more like this. because you ll get this.
hathaway co-host was an experiment gone bad. for his part, james franco came across as the opposite as not stoned but heavy lided and smirky, in a haze and mellow and a tad bewildered. they had a lot to say about the red carpet pre show that went for a different vibe. as for the awards themselves, they won best picture and the idiot voters gave the glop of stew. i would say the only highlight of the show is when the former oscar co-host made a surprise