Well the day is finally here and Sir Arbuthnot will shortly be making the arduous journey to Manchester for the Tory conference, once again upended by the RMT s devious schemes. Keep an eye out, there may be one or two additional diaries between now and the end of the Tory gathering.
Welcome to conference season ladies and gentlemen. The annual LibDem jamboree kicks off in Bournemouth today, and the air is buzzing with excitement. Sir Arbuthnot looks forward to not attending.
And with that, we re back to recess once again. But what a fortnight of politics it was: two reshuffles, Labour shooting themselves in the foot over both housebuilding and migrants, vapes and Bully XLs banned, and an escaped terrorist. Who said politics would be boring post-Brexit?
Welcome back to a new term of British politics. After an extended break with very little news, Mr Sunak managed to crash into several scandals at once during his first week back. We ve got three Tory conferences to look forward to in the coming weeks, but before then, here s what happened over recess.
Well, chums, we ve reached the end of the school year. Given the lack of - specifically drunk - MPs in Westminster over the Summer Recess, Beachcomber is going to lay down his pen for a few weeks to recharge his supply of gossip, and his liver. See you on the other side.