great to see you. great to be with you. the comics are having a field day with the new york city mayor s presidential bid. here are your late night laughs. yet another new democratic candidate pushed his way into the clown car, i m talking about new york city mayor and frankenstein s monster s lawyer, bill de blasio. you hear the hometown crowd warmly receiving that. new york mayor bill de blasio announced today that he is running for president. come on, bill, everyone knows the next step after mayor of new york is insane lawyer. he was on good morning america today where he showed that donald trump isn t the only one who can come up with cutting nicknames for his opponents. donald trump is playing a big con on america. i call him con don. good one, bill. sick burn. i call him con don.
sick burn. i can do it as long as you can. aren t the critics just idiots? i call steve jobs a wizard. he has done more for america than anybody. layoff him is what i say. i love my mac and i love my i-pod, but his tone has been so dismissive of the customers, they paid hundreds of dollars for this thing, and the first solution is buy a case for $30. i mean, it is so arrogant, and even now he is like but he can t be arrogant he can be arrogant because he is steve jobs. he has done so much for america. don t you agree? no. part of mac s thing is they are good and they fix it right away. he sounds a lot like the toyota ceo about a year ago. oh we don t know what happened. is that how he talks? what was that? i don t even know what that accent was.