[laughter] madonna recently posted revealing photos that some are calling and appropriate. and one photo she was clutching a bag made by balenciaga and another bag made by colostomy. [laughter] all right. according to a new survey, 40% of consumers say amazon delivery drivers are the most attractive. in response a jealous ups workers are promising to show morris skin. let s do a monologue, might get a little weird but stay with me. but tonight and want to talk about dogs. as i am sure you note, i recently got a dog of my own. yes, i got sick of stealing other people s at the park. his name is gus, and unlike the cast of the review will he does not bite people when he is hungry and is almost potty trained.