made here in the 90s. but you re actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. greg: it s true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you re being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6 3 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. emily: oh, god. greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] greg: see how fair and balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you ve got january 6th theater then you got the raid and al
it s like when my pool boy comes over and i can t find the belt for my shortie robe. tyrus: stop seriously. greg: we live in odd times. so odd, in fact, that a new poll finds that 22% of democrats agreed with the statement some men can get pregnant. i know. in other words, more than 1 in 5 democrats are to use the scientific phrase dumb as a box of rocks, which also can t get pregnant. i think. i hope not. then i m in trouble. at 36% of white college educated females, democrats agreed that, yes, a man can get pregnant. no wonder my exes hate it when i was late. but i would love, i d love someone to ask them, okay, how many pregnant men do you think there really are? because i think that would help correct this madness.
that would be greg gutfeld. greg: yeah. bob: what did he say to you? greg: it s awkward. we had dinner a couple nights ago and i left my shortie robe at the penthouse. we go hot tubbing. no, he calls and i m a big fan of the show. he said keep up the good work and everything. nothing too political came up. dana: when he first called did you think it was a prank cal? greg: i did. i got nauseous. dana: think he d be mad. greg: for a joke i made last night. eric: the phone just rang and you picked it up? greg: it was somebody from the trump organization. eric: you have no idea how heart-broken i am right now. [ laughter ] kimberly: that is sad. bob: three weeks ago i offered to comoderate with don. don, if you had taken me up to the offer, you probably would haven t lost the debate. greg: i don t think it s trump s fault. i m not saying this.
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