meat dress? that s lady gaga. it was kind of revolting, wasn t it? that was just awful. it was a medium rare dress which is the way i like them. she gets on every magazine cover in america. if i put on a meat suit, i d be lucky to get attacked by my neighbor s dog. as long as the meat dress doesn t touch me and no one around her got salmonella, we ll be all right. what a smart chick. hats off to her. hats off, too, for the best song of the year in terms of shear popularity. california girls we re unforgettable. california girls. i have to admit. i know it s bubble gum, but i love that katie perry. then she came up with the worst way to tickle elmo. are you ready to play dressup? her steamy visit to sesame