About the kennedy assassination. I havent seen it yet, so no spoilers. A new wifi tea kettle will text you when your water boils. The text reads, why the hell did you leave your house with the kettle on. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thai. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen steepen. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us. All right, folks. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, in the Television Viewing audience, if you only know what these people have been through tonight. laughter nation, it is day 8 of the government shutdown. Tomorrow, of course, is day 10 because 9 has been furloughed. Folks, this shutdown has made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Although, that could just abe reaction from uninspected shrimp. laughter the point is, this shutdown has been much ado about nothing so far. But the timmy titanics out there
theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thai. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen steepen. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us. All right, folks. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, in the Television Viewing audience, if you only know what these people have been through tonight. laughter nation, it is day 8 of the government shutdown. Tomorrow, of course, is day 10 because 9 has been furloughed. Folks, this shutdown has made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Although, that could just abe reaction from uninspected shrimp. laughter the point is, this shutdown has been much ado about nothing so far. But the timmy titanics out there are screaming iceberg again. Because unless a deal is struck on october 17, america will reach its tet ceiling and our nation could default, and surprise, surprise thats supposed to be bad, too laughter . With the most important economy in the world washington the the re
Economy in the world washington the the reserve currency of the world, payments have stoog out to people. If money doesnt flow in, then money doesnt flow out. It would be a calamity because almost everything in the world is priced off treasures. This is the most important piece of paper in the world and no one knows what will happen. The global economy, not just the american economy, depends fundamentally, on the full faith and credit of the United States government. This would be economic armageddon. Stephen oh, economic armageddon. Big deal. laughter so when halloween rolls around, the little hobo knocking on your door might be an actual hobo. laughter at least hell really appreciate that mini snickers. Folks, i believe it is irresponsible for these doomcryers to panic you. First of all, youll need that reserve energy to fight for Potable Water and canned goods. Pro tip you can make a great shiv out of a sharpened fruit rollup. laughter second, its not going to happen. Were not going
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. You will negotiate with iran but you wont make a call to the leaders of the house . I mean that doesnt mean anything. I stephen tonight, is Marijuana Legalization here to say, or is it just crashing on our couple for a while . Then, holiday horrors it wasnt magic in that old silk hat they found. It was a human head. And my guest, paul giamatti, stars in a new film parkland about the kennedy assassination. I havent seen it yet, so no spoilers. A new wifi tea kettle will text you when your water boils. The text reads, why the hell did you leave your house with the kettle on. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thai. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen steepen. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us. All right, folks. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, in the Television Viewing aud
cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thai. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen steepen. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us. All right, folks. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, in the Television Viewing audience, if you only know what these people have been through tonight. laughter nation, it is day 8 of the government shutdown. Tomorrow, of course, is day 10 because 9 has been furloughed. Folks, this shutdown has made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Although, that could just abe reaction from uninspected shrimp. laughter the point is, this shutdown has been much ado about nothing so far. But the timmy titanics out there are screaming iceberg again. Because unless a deal is struck on october 17, america will reach its tet ceiling and our nation could default, and surprise, surprise thats supposed to be bad, too laughter . With the most important economy in the world washington the the reserve currency of the world, payments h