do you sit and treatment of days when obama was president and struggle to come up with any new ideas for the future other than writing fan mail to hillary? then you need demolax, the drug that lets you pass the past. it works by relaxing the receptors of your brain allowing you to overcome mindset blockages. why suffer like in any longer? i haven t had a new idea in three days. i used to have a solid thought every morning, but now i just sit there for 45 minutes, and all i can think about is hillary. rid yourself of mind constipation and look forward to a fresh start. since taking demolax, all i can do is think about the future. i m having new ideas every day. [laughter] talk to your doctor today about demolax. [cheers and applause] greg: all right, mark, should hillary retire and let someone
wacky russians. musical comedy russians. greg: exactly. the fun ones. yeah, they re one funs fun ones. greg: kat, i don t know, russians are just we treat them as if each one is somehow a spy. and i m married to a russian, and as far as i can tell, i don t think she s a a spy yet. yeah. [laughter] that s how good she is. that s super deep cover. i wouldn t take that assignment, greg. [laughter] you ve got to give her credit for that. that s how i feel. like, i think there s certain things that i have questions about. why does the story keep changing, stuff like that. however, there s that side, and then the other side is people are just going nuts over every little thing. greg: right. if you re a russian, automatically you can t talk to that person, or it s a nothing burger, or it s the end of the world. i don t understand when i lost my right to care just a little about something. [laughter] i want to be able to care just a little without putting on a
so from that we sort of realized it wasn t genuine outrage, but more of a manufactured outrage that was borne out of the political correctness, peer pressure and the virtue signaling that you see on social media. yeah. and we didn t really even say anything that controversial. i mean, who wouldn t want criminal deported? i don t know of one person who would want to wake up and say, oh, i m so glad there s a bunch of criminals. [laughter] it s not that controversial. our first reaction was what did we say again, what was it we couldn t remember even. but, and, you know, you re not allowed to criticize feminists because then you re a misogynist, and if you re a woman, you have internalized misogyny. so it s all, you know, not allowed to say anything about it. greg: i think you guys are the smartest musical artists i ve ever heard. [laughter] [cheers and applause] we re not all crazy liberals. greg: you know what kills me most about story?
even if you spill a bot of wine, i m going to chip in. my husband meets as the criteria of men being better tippers than women, he s so generous. in a good way. he feels like these people are hustling, working hard. greg: it s always awkward when you have a relative, generally older, and you wait until they leave and you add money on the bill yes, we do that. greg: i m that guy. [laughter] anyway, i m the guy that just leaves, and i know that they re going to pay. no, i m kidding. up next, rock and roll is officially dead. two musicians get dropped from their record label for not having correct point of view on topics like immigration. i ll talk with them next. [cheers and applause] constipated? trust #1 doctor recommended dulcolax. use dulcolax tablets for gentle dependable relief. suppositories for relief in minutes. and dulcoease for comfortable relief of hard stools. dulcolax. designed for dependable relief.
there s one of those in our audience. [cheers and applause] worst tippers, women, southerners, democrats and those paying with cash. these groups leave ant 15-16% on average which still isn t that bad, i think. how do i tip? great question. when i m done eating, i offer the server a free copy of mark steyn s fantastic album. [laughter] it s called feline groovy, songs for swinging cats. here s a taste. it s real. i thought i saw a pussy cat creeping up on me. you bet i saw a pussy cat as plain as he could be. [laughter] he s watching you. he s watching you. [laughter] greg: oh. [cheers and applause] i, i rented joe scar borough s six of my groupies, because he s a little light in