To figure it out remotely this is an emotional milest oksg so it might be weird, and it might be rocky up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my you s but maybe a little less weird, and a little less rocky than the attic. But thats why im starting with this today, to thank you sincerely for sticking with us the world has changed since we started in 2014. Its changing right now. And if you watch this, it will continue to change, and we will be here to continue to talk about it i have so much more to say, but i need to stop now so i can turn the fan back on, because shoemaker was so right announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers regina king. Comedian and writer, amber ruffin all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers isode, which is strange because im pretty sure its our 10,000th episode from the attic lets get to the news. President trump traveled to dallas today for a fundraising dinner at a private home that is expected to r
Patient with us as we have tried to figure it out this is an emotional milestone, but if it looks like im tearing up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my eyeballs are sweating. Back in march our executive producer Mike Shoemaker said, you should get air conditioners now for when it gets hot in june. And i said, june . Im not going to still be here in june, because i am the shortterm thinking grasshopper and shoemaker is the longterm planning ant and if you want to make it to 1,000 shows, i promise you the ant has more to do with it than the grasshopper. Im so lucky to have Mike Shoemaker i also want to give a shout out to our head writer alex baze he is americas greatest living joke writer and the first person i asked to join me on this journey. Without baze, none of this none of this would be happening. Thanks as well to our crew and writing staff, who i miss seeing very dearly. We do our best to talk about reality on this show, but it is not a reality show, and i know
So thats probably fine, right lets get to the news. Vice president mike pence is facing criticism after he toured a coronavirus testing facility yesterday without wearing a face mask but he might be okay, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach. Hillary clinton endorsed former Vice President joe biden yesterday during a virtual town hall and this is nice, she even virtually smiled how nice for him following the news that the number of coronavirus cases in the u. S. Has surpassed one million, President Trump yesterday defended his february prediction that the number of infections would soon reach zero, adding, in fact a million has like six zeros, so when you think about it i was extra correct. An abc News Reporter appeared on Good Morning America yesterday without wearing pants while broadcasting from home pfft rookie mistake, bro. The trick is use a desk. [ knocking ] ah, old deskie fighter jets from the air force thunderbirds and Navy Blue Angels performed a joint flyover
Complaint that led to the impeachment hearings and i have to say, in the midst of all the horrifying news lately, its refreshing to hear about some nice, normal, Old Fashioned corruption after reportedly engaging in a heated discussion with Infectious Disease expert dr. Anthony fauci over the effectiveness of an antimalarial drug as a coronavirus treatment, white house trade adviser Peter Navarro yesterday said he was qualified to engage with fauci, because he is a, quote, social scientist. Although if youre being social right now, youre definitely not a scientist. According to the washington post, former new york mayor Rudy Giuliani has shifted his focus from President Trumps impeachment to the coronavirus so, expect that to get way worse. Yeah, i dont know how this is possible, but the virus has a gun now. Rudy, did you give the virus a gun . He took it away from me he took it right out of my hands. President trump ah, my rudys Getting Better President Trump said yesterday that he ha
Bernie picked the flavor [ laughter ] an ohio state representative facing criticism after writing a Facebook Post blaming the shooting in dayton on, quote, the breakdown of the traditional american family, homosexual marriage, fatherlessness, violent video games, professional athletes who hate our flag and the national anthem, recreational marijuana, obama and democrats. [ laughter ] shes whats known in the Republican Party as a moderate [ laughter ] executives at instagram have announced that the app will be renamed instagram from facebook. Seriously . [ light laughter ] why would facebook want to remind people of instagrams connection to an obscenely powerful reviled Parent Company . [ laughter ] i mean, thatd be like, i dont know, naming your kid [ laughter and applause former Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper said during an interview on sunday that he may run for senate if his president ial bid is unsuccessful so i guess well just have to wait and see oh, okay, right. [ laughter