[ cheers and applause and now, here he is, seth meyers [ cheers and applause seth good evening, everybody im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheers and applause seth quick welcome to our guest announcer for the evening, my brother, josh meyers, is with us for the night [ cheers and applause very good job on your first time announcing thank you i watch the show seth that helps. That helps lets get started, i like this, i was happy to see this. Nascar released a Statement Today calling for the removal of South Carolina capitol released a statement, nascar released a statement, they should have sent a pit crew. That thing would have been down in like nine seconds [ laughter ] [ whirring noise ] thats the noise it makes, right . Yeah. [ whirring noise ] seth according to a new poll, 65 of americans do not consider donald trump to be a serious president ial candidate [ laughter ] 65 . Thats nearly 2 out of his 3 wives, to give you a sense of that number. [
Suggested that both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S. Forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border. [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applau
That both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applause cnn annou
Standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks Ceo Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interv
Standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks Ceo Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interv