Impeachment trial and quoted the 1950s tv show dragnet to explain one of his points. Dragnet . [ light laughter ] oh my god, dude, are you afraid the glasses werent making you look old enough . [ laughter ] why dont you just put a bandaid on your face and be done with it [ laughter ] President Trump performed the coin flip before this weekends Army Navy Football game. Its the first recorded instance of trump intentionally letting go of money. [ laughter ] im going to need that back. [ laughter ] the House Judiciary Committee this morning published its full report on the impeachment inquiry, which describes President Trump as the Founding Fathers Worst Nightmare though, from what i know about the Founding Fathers, they wouldnt have been too crazy about the last guy either. [ laughter and applause [ audience ohs ] just sayying things were different at the founding. [ laughter ] senator Elizabeth Warren is reportedly trying to boost her poll numbers by shortening her stump speech to 10 mi