i believe we have the clip from seinfield. is that okay? massage my back, okay? it feels good. come on, it feels good. oh man, great massage. no happy endings, thankfully. sherrod, welcome to the program. jason alexzander has not done much after seinfield. you must pity him and his enormous sum of money. i thought maybe he came out and setted n-word. at least make it exciting like kramer did. i guess he don t like mitt romney. you are insightful. why is jason alexzander getting it for this? it is the only thing he has done. the last thing that alexzander has done substantially are the
i urge you to attend one of my retreats. you will change your mind. is that what you call it? a retreat? well i can t call it what it is, or no one would come. that s right. calling it a naked rotating slave pit might scare off participants. it is what spoofed jake gyllenhaal. i almost had him. she is so sweet diabetics pick at her on a daily basis. i am here with jed daw dye yaw. and she is also the author of the book outnumbered. well he is kid tested and mother approved. i would like to welcome a first time guest, tom leapold. he has written for seinfield, cheers . i hated how richard kept his feelings secret from her. screw you, richard. anyway, he has more needle marks than martha stewart s pin cushion. it is bill shultz. and he holds his office hours at a motel 6. and there the doctor is always in.
jerry seinfield is pulling out of a charity event because of um trump s constant questioning of where our kenyan president was born. seinfield agreed to do the event for the saint jude s research hospital and the eric trump foundation. how does he have a foundation? i don t have a foundation. but a rep said he got tired of the strumisms. jerry has re has withdrawn from the event. that prompted the letter from trump to jerry saying i wish i could do an impersonation. do a bad one. even though the children of saint jude are very disappointed. what i do feel badly about is i agreed to do and did your failed show the marriage wrap even though i thought it was absolutely tear ab. despite the poor ratings i didn t can sell on you like