yes, yes. a ha dog y monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your hom y and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood saf. now, imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice i?f? the answer is yes. then you re normal. if the answer is njoe o, you ree biden. because how the hell he not know? his secretary of defense was missing for four full daysy of . i mean, it s not like he s hunter on a crack binge. hunteonly showing up to ask for more cash for meth and antibiotics. this a secretary of defense. in case you missed it. and trust me, the white house hopes the world did. lloyd austin was admittet an d to a hospital last monday. now we appreciate the general servicase and we wi him a speedy recovery from whatever the problem is. knowing the military, i hope he s not pregnant. t k but the fact that we don t knowi what the problem is.hen ou the problem. but shouldn t the american people be told
and find out who the hell is actually running this countro y. it ain t joe. and jill is too busy doubling as a seeing eye dod jillg. okay, now we need to changeo the president s anthem from hailf to the chief to i wants. to hold your hand. or maybe this is just terrible. fact is, the man s not w coming to work. there s more whitehite space on his schedule than a pair at chris christie s fruit of the loomschris . f meanwhile, biden was fulfilling his new year s resolution to get work on that t tan. maybe he was trying to look like austiio tn. to loo hope no one would notice this.