with no kids you didn t notice there were no see saws because you don t visit playgrounds, you seemed a little defensive there. it s true, i don t go to playgrounds. your honor. you can go if you want, but some have signs that say no greg johnson. they do have families, but i think you should be able to go. i ll test that. i don t think the sign says no greg johnsons. tom, you brought up the jungle gym, there is absolutely no way those things are not a hell of a lot more dangerous than a little see saw. absolutely, right? jungle gym. now they don t even have the jungle part, like it s not just gyms it s just monkey bars so you go hand over hand, but there is no one down in the bottom. we have the whole cube. that is the way to do it. all right, the most important story of the night is die hard a
business. okay, i want to pay less. so you will go to walmart. but it s not walmart hurting the small businesses, it s consumers making the decision that they would rather pay less. but the small businesses, they sell coke, craft, philip morris. it s not like they re hand-crafting it. except in brooklyn. all right, i support that. death of the see saw, tom you quoted the new york times article where it said that the older see saws were wooden planks and often hit asphalt, falls and pinched fingers, and then you added, thousands and thousands died. i believe you were referring there to the texas see saw massacre. that is what it was, i knew there was something. we should not laugh about it, because david s family was there. no, still hurts. yeah. greg, you said as a single guy
are going to fall off and hurt themselves, what is this. like woosification? how is it more dangerous than jungle gyms? that is what they do, they have a nice soft surface for them to play on. but do you blame them? maybe it s not the doctors who are making the rules. it s the lawyers, who are afraid of being sued. hey, you fall off the see saw, you get back on. it s a metaphor for life in the city. that is true, i have a different view on this, my family was actually killed by see saws. was traditional way they re up, they re down they fell off the truck. i don t think you know, like a see saw, teaches it kids good lessons, life s ups and downs, right? come on.
the new york times reported they had been gone in 1981, they were wooden planks that often hit asphalt directly, that occasionally led to splinters and deaths, yes, thousands and thousands died. the cities and schools began to phase them out. by 2004, the number was 11% of schools that had one. and it s not just them, kitty catapaults are disappearing. you shouldn t be using it in that way. but in some places they remain popular, the manufacturer told the times we actually sold some to a group of people in the early 70s, i said oh, is it for your grand kids, she said no, we like to go out there and relive our youth and have cocktails. couldn t agree more. the see saw is worth saving.
there were no see saws because you don t visit playgrounds, you seemed a little defensive there. it s true, i don t go to playgrounds. your honor. you can go if you want, but some have signs that say no greg johnson. they do have families, but i think you should be able to go. i ll test that. i don t think the sign says no greg johnsons. tom, you brought up the jungle gym, there is absolutely no way those things are not a hell of a lot more dangerous than a little see saw. absolutely, right? jungle gym. now they don t even have the jungle part, like it s not just gyms it s just monkey bars so you go hand over hand, but there is no one down in the bottom. we have the whole cube. that is the way to do it. all right, the most important story of the night is die hard a christmas movie?