$6 billion. and tens of millions more on dental bills later on. yeah. oh, yeah, that s for sure. i know of what i speak. randi, tonight s shot, comedian stephen colbert facing one of your tougher audiences. he was in congress today, the unlikely star in a house subcommittee hearing on the plight of migrant farm workers. he stayed in character nearly the entire time. and his testimony you know had a bunch of folks laughing but a lot of others complained it was just a stunt and wasted the time of lawmakers at taxpayer expense. as we ve heard this morning, america s farms are presently far too dependent on immigrant labor to pick our fruits and vegetables. now, the obvious answer is for all of us to stop eating fruits and vegetables. and if you look at the recent obesity statistics, you ll see that many americans have already started. unfortunately, my
gastroenterolist, dr. eichler, has informed me in no uncertain terms that they re a necessary source of roughage. i would like to submit a video of my colonoscopy into the record. i started my day with reconceived notions of migrant labor. but after working with these men and women, picking beans, packing corn for hours on end side by side in the unforgiving sun, i have to say, and i do mean this sincerely, please don t make me do this again. it is really, really hard. yeah. a lot of folks on the capitol did not seem to be laughing. yeah, that was some strange testimony. but i guess he worked at this farm in august picking corn and vegetables, so yeah, for a tv bit. yeah. but he was actually invited by one of the members to speak. we do have a second bonus shot tonight. it s friday, why not. this is a shot, we found two kids dancing to justin bieber get upstaged by their dad. we found this on todaysbigthing.com.