CHICAGO As he paused midway through his monthly grooming ritual Monday, sources confirmed it was unclear for whose benefit unloved local man Matthew Harris kept trimming his pubic hair. “Why am I doing this? Who cares?” said the romantically uninvolved 37-year-old, staring down at his partially shorn groin as he…
Boone AshworthSurprise, surprise, smartphone sales are down again. According to the tech analyst firm IDC, phone sales have declined by nearly 15 perce
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this. [laughter] we prefer al baher next to be in a bowl. [laughter] after anheuser-busch hired dylan mulvaney, sales are down 25%. the company is even talk about redesigning the labels. here is the new label. [laughter] and actually, here is my suggestion. [laughter] i mean, let s be honest. she seems like a barrel of laughs or at least 2 barrels. [laughter] and now with another company seems to be messing with their core audience. here you have 81-year-old martha stewart on this year s sports illustrated swimsuit issue. that is not bad for 81. and she is actually a woman. [laughter] martha has some wrinkles. but they are not on a scrotum. an underrated word, if you ask