would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny s leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can t just stage a comedy koop and get away with it. only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face puppet
would be a whooping 553 days away from the white house in his first and probably only term. that s more than any other president in the modern era. this is as millions of americans are now suffering from a dire baby formula shortage, an ongoing supply chain crisis, looming stag flailings, all 50 states record high gas prices and the nationwide average is nearing $5 a gallon and good luck getting diesel below eight bucks a gallon. 25% of americans are now delaying retirement because of joe s inflation. two-thirds of americans are now living paycheck to paycheck. 2 out of every 3 americans. you think things are bad now buckle up because the fed is now poised to raise interest rates again, this time a full point which will cause property values most people s biggest investment to plummet and send this country straight into a deep recession. if you are on a fixed income, if you re in the poor, middle class, all suffering miserably because of biden s new green deal socialism, and,
joe is now on pace to spend what will be a whopping five hundred and fifty three days away from the white housete in his first and probably only term. now that s more than any oth anr president in the modern era. this is as millionslion of americans are now suffering from a dire baby formula shortage, and ongoing supply chain crisis looming stagflation pending recession. all 50 states have now hit record high gas prices and the nationwide averageat is nearing$ five dollars a gallon. and by the way, good5 g luck getting diesel below eight bucks a gallon. 25% of americans are now delaying retirement because of joe s inflation. two thirds of americans are now living paycheck to paycheck. two out of everys three americans who think things are bad now buckle up for this . the fed is now poised to raise interest rates yet again, this time a full point which will cause property values most people s biggest investment to plummet and send this country straight into a deep recessionp .
jesse: great people make great impressions on us. buff not everybody idolizes the right person. as we grow up. not all of our heroes turn out to be the person we thought they were. for instance, i grew up idolizing michael jackson. i had the glove and everything. but we all know how that turned out. or sometimes the game show host you love might just punch you in the face. i can t believe you are a professional golfer. i think you should be working at the snack bar. you better relax, bob. there is no way that you could have been as bad as hockey as you are at golf. all right, let s go. [oh! you like that old samantha you want a piece of me? i don t want a piece of you. i want the whole thing. oh. jesse: as the saying goes, never meet your hero. and in 2020, democrats found that out the hard way. the left hailed joe biden as their hero. champion of all things liberal and defeater of donald trump. biden could no wrong in the democrats eyes. he was the party s kni
thing without reading it off a piece of paper. bumbling his way around asia and the stock market crashes and now the baby formula shortages expected to last four months. life of new york tonight the next revolution . more than the border crisis or inflation crisis, both of those are the consequence of deliberate ideological choices the baby crisis proves this regime the whole rotten crew in juvenile activists is totally not serious and incompetent it was in february 3 months ago the nation s largest baby formula close the michigan factory because of a contamination scare the fda part of the federal government and run by the biden appointee former obama appointee who was fully involved in the decision to close the plant and with the responsibility of these men hhs secretary the sarah and vilsack the good news is that secretary vilsack and secretary becerra have been on the case trying to fix the crisis in the white house told us that. working diligently to solve the problem i