Video via Scott Seiss
If you’ve never had to endure the uniquely torturous hell of retail work, consider yourself lucky. One could even argue that every person should be subjected to at least one year of retail hell so they could move through life with a baseline understanding of how unfathomably deep such a hell can go, thus treating future retail hell inhabitants with an informed kindness, but that’s another discussion for another day.
Unless your timeline is trash, you’ve certainly seen comedian Scott Seiss’ ongoing series of TikTok videos in which with a hilariously specific attention to detail he riffs on many of the phrases and general behavioral practices of the swath of customers who seemingly fail to grasp how a store operates.