And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheers and applause stephen hey everybody, welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and
If you were a hippie in the 60s, you need to know. Its the dawning of the age of aquarius. Yeah, and Something Else thats cool. What . Osteoporosis is preventable. All osteos preventable . Right on if you dig your bones, protect them. All cbs cares today the head of the Transportation Security Administration was in the line of fire on capitol hill at a congressional hearing he promised more than 750 new screeners by mid june. The agency also drew fire over security gap exposed by our jeff pegues. Reporter today the Union Representing Police Officers who work at jfk blasted the Transportation Security Administration for a lack of attention to the screening of all airport workers. It was a response to this cell phone video obtained by cbs news which shows airport workers swiping a key card and entering a secure area. No one verifies their identities or checks their bags. At a hearing on capitol hill today, House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Michael Mccall also warned about the so
cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheers and applause stephen hey everybody, welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you very much yeah Whoo Whoo Whoo cheers and applause hey i dont know. Can ya tell . Can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combine
Son, one of the dead. 25yearold new Yorker Enrique rios was celebrating a friends birthday when he was killed. Shane tomlinson a wellloved singer, was visiting from north carolina. He was 33. Joshua mcgill, who ran back inside to rescue one of the clubs bartenders, who was shot three times. I told him, you know, stick with me, youre going to be fine. I promise you. Everythings going to be okay. Hailed a hero on gma. The political fallout making headlines today. The candidates with polar opposite reactions. Hillary clinton on good morning america. I want to just express my sympathy to everyone who lost loved ones, the families. Donald trump on today defending his tweet, appreciate the congrats for being right on radical islamic terrorism. I dont want congrats. I want toughness and vigilance. What i said is i want you to be strong, i want you to be vigilant, and i want you to be smart. I dont want the credit. But why yourself credit that everyone knows will happen, sadly . I dont know th
An d now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause can ya tell can ya tell ive had a week off, ladies and gentlemen . Im energized, fully loaded and both tanks are charged, folks, and it is great to be. We were on break for the last ten days, and i hit my target weight which was to gain one pound a day. laughter a little bit of drinking, a little bit of fishing. Dont matter what kind of fish it was because once you deep fry it, cant tell what it is. Speaking of frying, anybody here a fan of burger king . I love the king. Its my favorite foodbased authoritarian government, ever since they stopped making dictatortots. laughter thank you so glad i didnt have to do that by myself, that would have been lonely. laughter and now, burger king is testing a new menu item that combines a whopper and a burrito called the whopperrito. laughter its got all the ingredients of the whopper, wrapped up like a burrito. Its great if