stubborn behavior, kentucky senator rand paul. how are you? good evening, sean, blad to be you. the president s golf course is open. no football, no baseball, satellite uplink from your troops. the world war ii memorial, vietnam memorial. those aren t open. makes one wonder, what is your thought about how they prioritized this? you got to wonder. apparently the amber alert has been shut down. but let s move weight loss program for the first lady is opened today. i come from kentucky and manmouth cave is just up the road. they were out there putting police tape along the unmanned trails. we have thousands of miles of trails. i guess they think no one would go underneath the police tape or walk around the police tape.
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so they wasted time writing something and then voting on something that absolutely nobody ever wanted. so what are we, the people supposed to say? hey, at least they agree on something like not having a functioning government? no, no, this was a fail. it s fails like this that send the americans hurtling closer extinction. we cling to hope about a very special lunch that happened today where something may have gotten done to help our country avoid it. the president bought hoagies for himself and the other men needed to get a deal done, house speaker john boehner. the president brought the hoagies home to the white house. i guess did they cut it in half? brought it back to the white house and the two met in private to talk debt. the debt crisis is worse every single day in this country, and the battle over raising the debt ceiling is in full swing. it s going to happen again this year. remember the last time, we lost our credit rating. frankly an obsession on this show. the
outfront tonight. give me a break. the senate today voted 99-0 to shut down a budget bill. it was not an honest effort. both sides pointing fingers about what was really in the budget. so they wasted time writing something and then voting on something that absolutely nobody ever wanted. so what are we the people supposed to say? hey, at least they agree on something like not having a functioning government? no, no. this was a fail. and it fails like this that sends the american lemmings hurtling closer to the cliff of fiscal fisc fiscal extinction. but at our core, we believe they can get it together and not die like the overfed lemmings. so we cling to hope about a special lunch that happened today. have something may have gotten done to avoid the lemming cliff, except, well, we ll see. the president bought hoagies for himself and the other man needed to get the deal done, speaker boehner. it was a takeout lunch. i guess they cut it in half. they went and brought it back t