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The term “self-care” tends to evoke images of bubble baths, scented candles, long walks and restorative meditations. But it looks a little bit different for parents.
The funny child-rearers of Twitter have shared their approaches to self-care, from hiding in attics to drinking champagne for breakfast. In honor of their . creativity, we’ve rounded up 30 tweets that sum up self-care for parents. Enjoy!
By self care, I assume you mean kicking my family out of the house. Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) September 8, 2020
Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child’s shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you’re enjoying the spa day of your dreams. Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 4, 2020
Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, holidays, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise routine.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room. Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children That Mom Tho (@mom tho) April 23, 2020
7-year-old: I don t want mashed potatoes.
Me: They re just like French fries.
7: Then give me French fries.
There s a flaw in her logic, but I can t find it. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2020
My 8yo woke up this morning and said “Artichokes are rude!”, and honestly he is probably right. Katie Didn t (@Pork Chop Hair) January 16, 2020
Me: “If you’re done with the game, you need to put the pieces away.”
4yo: I WAS done, but if I have to clean it then I’m undone.”
Me too. Stephanie Ortiz (@Six Pack Mom) October 5, 2017
Me: Have a good day at school.
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Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, vacations, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise regimen.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room. Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children That Mom Tho (@mom tho) April 23, 2020