golf. i don t know why but we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear a four i think of how many times i get up at night to pee. when i hear about a nice sandwich, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. [laughter] when i hear about a handicap, i think of my favorite spot to park. [laughter] and when i hear of an foursome, i think of the wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. the pga tour in saudi-bag is emerging. it is rattling the sports world to its very core. it is a block buster deal that i don t care about. but, apparently settings an intense yearlong feud. the golf world had not seen a dust up this huge since tiger woods ex-wife caught him. this could only mean one thing. damn, trump is right again! would you know it? former president trump got blasted at the jersey golf club predicted this merger will happen and now he s praising the deal. great news from liv golf, a deal for the wonderful world of golf
we are. perhaps because i know so much about it. by so much, i mean very little. when i hear fore, i think of how many times i get up at night to pea. when i hear about a sand wedge, i picture myself in a thong in cabo. when i think about handicap, my favorite place to park. when i think about a foursome, i think about a wild weekend i once had with the jonas brothers. for once, actual news. the p.g.a. and liv golf is merging, rattling the sports world to its very core. yes, yes, a blockbuster deal that i don t care about. it apparently settles a year-long feud that led to a split among our nation s golfing treasures. the golf world hasn t seen a dust up this big since tiger woods wife caught him in a sand trap. this can only mean one thing, trump is right again. wouldn t you know it. last year former president donald trump, who got flack for hosting a liv event at his new jersey golf club predicted this merger would happen on truth social network. now he is praising the deal
with eyebrows took a girls shopping trip to taiwan. china s sent scores of planes t the taiwan strait and fired liv missiles near the island. to be fair they weren t her committee she said she didn t hear them because she forgot to charge the batteries in her miracle ear. u.s. military brass responded immediately mobilizing troops for an emergency pronouns workshop. so china fired a load of missiles, activated 100 planes including fighter jets and bombers and ten warships, don t they know how bad all of that i for the environment? how is the media handling this? imagine a country this is a warning telling you what you re about to do crosses the line an yet you do it anyway. it s like when my wife tells me to stop leaving my shoes and flocks on the floor and the recut those full house. china says don t go to taiwan, but screw you china, we are coming over. which are the secret service nicknames for biden and harris. so like a divorce lawyer, you drive up tensions between adver
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all three locations are massage parlors. a suspected shooter first entered a business called young s asian massage parlor in cherokee county, about 45 minutes outside of atlanta. police say the shooter at that location spot and killed three people there at that massage parlor and injured two others. then in a different location, less than an hour later, four more people shot and killed at two additional massage parlors in atlanta. again, so this is metro atlanta, cherokee county, and atlanta proper. now, officials have not said whether they think these shootings at three places were connected, but police did note tonight that the shootings took place at three spas, three massage parlors, where the majority of the employees are asian. police say all four victims who were shot and killed at the second and third locations appeared to be asian women. now, police say they have not yet identified a suspect or a motive. but again, nbc s affiliate in atlanta is confirming just within