We mentioned weather whiplash. Straight up and then kind of back down, again, kari. Good morning. Good morning, were going to have it all within the next couple of days and we start out with Cool Temperatures this morning that will have you turning on the heat in the car and then youll be blasting the air conditioner later on today. Its now 50 degrees in the east bay and 44 degrees in the north bay. Look at these highs this afternoon. Up to 87 degrees in the north bay. In the south bay, 86 degrees and also 80s in the east bay and the peninsula. 87 today and the trivalley and front is in the mid70s. Youll be hitting 80s tomorrow and about the spike in temperatures. Records most likely being broken all across the bay area. Thats coming up in less than six minutes. Lets in now with mike to see whats happening on the roadways, especially in the south bay. Kari, more slowing than you would expect in parts of the south bay here. 101 at 680. You kind of expect this. Looking that tuesday build
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