salem bunch would have jolted into action. charlie sheen isn t winning over any warlocks with his recent words and salem witches and warlocks are fed up with his acts. [shaking] you shall speak the name of the craft no more. in foolishness for our ancient ways shall not be shamed by your ill deeds. i call upon oreal, ark angel of the north. that sees all magic and brings it forth. so far no word from oreal but we are trying to book him on the factor. there is no truth to the rumor that sheen will start a new sitcom called two and a half warlocks. that is reality check. that is pinheads and patriots on deck. how sheen was mocked by saturday night live. right back with p and p.