[ ] [ cheering ] greg that was stupid. Terrible thank you. [ chanting ] greg while. Competing gregs. Happy monday, everyone. Lets get started. March is womens history month. Yeah. [ cheering ] will we the conservation the woman in history as if there ever let us forget. [ laughter ] harbour University Poll shows donald trump with his sixpoint lead over joe bi biden. Meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with a sixpoint lead over hemorrhoids. [ laughter ] the cdc is no longer recommending that americans steal her Testing Positive for covid19. Anthony rota cannot be reached for comment as he is busy looking for his lost ring. [ laughter ] academics at the University Of Kent have just relieved a groundbreaking study that debunks a woman per Preferreds Will turns out the optimal length is just didnt see men or women, you know . Disgusting. Irritated prison guard from wisconsin has made a world michael 34,000 big macs. Are some people call it Marianne Williamson has an suspended
and completely overall the fbi and the justice department whe and if he returns to the presidency donald trump announced his candidacy back in november taking up familiar vague lives last campaign. the election was stolen from him and expanding th persecution narrative, claimin that all the investigations of lawsuits in the criminal indictment against him are politically motivated. and by all appearances, th messaging is working for him very well. brand-new nbc news poll this morning shows 68% of republica primary voters believe that th investigations into donald trump are politicall motivated. and are designed to stop him from being president again i think that those voters must support trump now to stop hi opponents from winning meanwhile, nbc news report that president joe biden i expected to formally launch zealot reelection campaign thi coming tuesday, for years to the day after he announced his 2020 presidential bid on a platform of rescuing the country from a president
[applause] he rides a bike and he s from philadelphia. yet, somehow he is still alive. ceo of electric bike technologies, jason kraft. [applause] she is an expert on politics, which for this show makes you unique. fox news correspondent, gillian turner. [applause] by night she is a popular tv personality. by day, he s a professional dog walker. fox news contributor, kat timpf. [applause] well, it s been a minute since we cleaned out the fridge, so before we get to some new stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers, mmm! tom: it leftovers where i read recent jokes we didn t use. just like when greg does it come it s my first time reading these. here we go. during a recent jail interview, ghislaine max acclaimed jeffrey epstein was indeed murdered in his cell. she says she knows this because he never really liked to hang by himself. [audience reacts] jeff bezos the path of his girlfriend lauren sanchez revealed an interview that in 1999 she was devastated a
today s republican party exists in is that there s a so-called deep state and that is out to persecute the ex-president, his allies and other conservatives. now having managed to become house speaker by the skin of his teeth, kevin mccarthy is enacting an agenda based entirely off of that warped and delusional world view. one of his first acts, removing congressman adam schiff and eric swalwell from the house intelligence committee. mccarthy denied it had anything to do with the fact that they are critics of a disgraced twice impeached ex-president and his allies. the cardinal sin appears to be i led the impeachment of his master in mar-a-lago, for withholding hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid in ukraine, a nation that was then at war with russia, in order to extort that country and to help donald trump s re-election campaign. you are seeing the fulfillment of kevin mccarthy s corrupt bargain, with marjorie taylor greene, somebody who declared on january 5,
western new york, blizzard conditions are leaving parts of the state buried under four feet of snow, knocking out power. 5000 are waking up in the dark right now. carley: cleanup efforts are underway in buffalo. more snow could be in the forecast, that is where we find adam klotz here with the fox weather forecast, what is going to happen? it has been a slow improvement, still dealing with cold temperatures. the forecast is light and along the coast, we have wind moving across the great lakes and dropping light snow on east side of lake erie and l ontario and to the east side. more snow on the way, even ifum are not in this area, more cold winter-like temperatures for one more morning where you are dealing with cold air. feels-like temperature, negative one, below zero, negative eight, a couple days ago it was negative 30 and 40, but it is an improvement. frigid in dallas, it feels like 18 degrees. this cold is affecting millions of folks early this morning, as far down s