On, wheeling boxes of ppes into a health care center. And doing his best to lift them. What a hero. Just barely in the door. And since it was going so well, and also because he didnt realize he had a mic on, magic mike decided to keep it going. Listen in closely here. Is this for the camera . Jimmy mike pence pretending to carry empty boxes into a health care center, what a hero. A big box of nothing carrying another box of nothing. One of the president s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus, which is a big deal. He does everything from handing him the remote to turn on fox news in the morning to grinding up his adderall at night. The president gets tested every day, and has tested negative. You think he gets that swab shoved up his nose . He doesnt have time for that. He is very busy obstructing justice and redecorating his wall, he wants the board wall painted black, so it will get hot and people wont want to climb it. I wonder if any of his advisers will let him know
A big box of nothing carrying another box of nothing. His boss got a bit of unsettling news. One of the president s personal valets has tested positive for coronavirus, which is a big deal. He works very closely with the president on a personal level. He does everything from handing him the remote to turn on fox news in the morning to grinding up his adderall at night. The white house says trump takes a test every day and tested negative. You think he gets that swab shoved up his nose . I wonder what kind of sound he makes when he gets this. He doesnt have time for that. He is very busy obstructing justice and redecorating his wall, he wants the border wall painted black, so it will get hot and people wont want to climb it. I wonder if any of his advisers will let him know that the sun doesnt come out at night. The paint job will cost anywhere from 500 million to 3 billion to complete, which is a lot of money, to paint the wall that doesnt exist. But dont worry, trump put his number on
Were lucky. The coffee pots still plugged in. Here. You take this. Surely. I really shouldnt impose like this, but youve only to say coffee once to me. Sit down. All right. Thank you. Here we are. Well, i guess alice and martha will be home any minute now. Although why they went in the first place ill never know. The reason women go to teas is something im sure no man will ever understand. You know, martha dragged me to one of her teas once. You should have seen the size of the sandwiches. They were absolutely microscopic. It isnt only the size, its the color. Have you ever seen purple cream cheese . Or lavender mayonnaise . Whats the matter, mr. Wilson . I dont know. All right, boys, out, all of you. Dennis, wait a minute. Would you care to explain whats going on here . Well, me and tommy and stewart were having a club meeting and you and mr. Wilson came in and i accidentally poured water on mr. Wilsons shoe and i guess thats about all for right now. You mean to tell me you poured wat
From our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. This is not a roast. This is my greatest, most elaborate art installation ever. [applause] i am not the real guest of honor. These are not real comedians. We are not even on a real network. [laughter] you see my brilliant opus. A scattering of miscreated, talented abnormalities. It is called genius unscathed. This is my masterpiece. James franco is here. He is an artist, director, and actor. He is also an author. His new book is a novel called actors anonymous. Here is the trailer for the book. I am the actor. I am the actor. I am the actor. Everyone is in me and i am in everyone. I am part of your consciousness. You dont think so . Im here to entertain you. I used to care a lot about acting. Now i see that you are only as good as your material. If your material is good, you are only as good as your director. So much dependent on others. I am jack nicholson, marlon brando, james stewart, steve mcqueen. I am nicolas cage, robert p
From our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. This is not a roast. This is my greatest, most elaborate art installation ever. [applause] i am not the real guest of honor. These are not real comedians. We are not even on a real network. [laughter] you see my brilliant opus. A scattering of miscreated, talented abnormalities. It is called genius unscathed. James franco is here. He is an artist, director, and actor. He is also an author. His new book is a novel called actors anonymous. Here is the trailer for the book. I am the actor. I am the actor. I am the actor. Everyone is in me and i am in everyone. I am part of your consciousness. You dont think so . Im here to entertain you. I used to care a lot about acting. Now i see that you are only as good as your material. If your material is good, you are only as good as your director. So much dependent on others. I am jack nicholson, marlon brando, james stewart, steve mcqueen. I am nicolas cage, robert pattinson, james dean. I