And then one lone physio pointed out that my knees bent backwards. And i thought, my limbs twist the wrong way. Ive got what that girl in the exorcist has. Im possessed. I also cant hold a pen, i fall over a lot, i get sick all the time, i sleep all the time. I thought i was a really rubbish adult. It turns out its really a condition. E053 is multi systemic so it explains all of these things that are wrong with me. I did ask if e053 explained always going into my overdraft but apparently that one is just solely me. So, there i am blissed out on the massage table. Zinfandel blush has marinated me like a chicken breast, the whales are climaxing in the background and im drifting off to sleep. She rubs her oil covered hands down my arm and gives it a gentle tug to stretch out my stiff shoulder. Unfortunately she doesnt know about the eds, so when she pulls my arm it just keeps coming. And coming and coming. Until, pop dislocated clean out of the socket. Now im very much awake. Zinfandel bl
Storytelling live contains some adult themes and language. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host for tonight sofie hagen. Applause welcome to bbc ouch storytelling live. Oh, just to answer your question. Denmark. See, there we go. Thats happening in the face, yeah. Thats where im from and thats why i speak like this. I cant help it. Welcome, welcome, this is such a fun night. This is one of my favourite gigs in the world. The people were going to see tonight have either Mental Health issues or some kind of disability, and the reason why im here i have all of the Mental Health issues. Are you ready to see the first storyteller . Cheering yes, give it up for angela clarke. Cheering so, i was at a posh hotel and i decided to treat myself to a lovely indulgent massage. I had one of those therapists who is named something ethereal or calming like melody or summer. Or zinfandel blush. And she told me that she would be using an Aromatherapy Oil mix of lavender picked by organically t
Storytelling live contains adult themes and language. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host for tonight sofie hagen. Applause welcome to bbc ouch storytelling live. Oh, just to answer your question. Denmark. See, there we go. Thats happening in the face, yeah. Thats where im from and thats why i speak like this. I cant help it. Welcome, welcome, this is such a fun night. This is one of my favourite gigs in the world. The people were going to see tonight have either Mental Health issues or some kind of disability, and the reason why im here i have all of the Mental Health issues. Are you ready to see the first storyteller . Cheering yes, give it up for angela clarke. Cheering so, i was at a posh hotel and i decided to treat myself to a lovely indulgent massage. I had one of those therapists who is named something ethereal or calming like melody or summer. Or zinfandel blush. And she told me that she would be using an Aromatherapy Oil mix of lavender picked by organically traine
Protests in the suburbs of paris following the alleged rape of a black youth worker by a city Police Officer. And a miserable night for arsenal in tonights Champions League match against Bayern Munich. Coming up in Sportsday On Bbc News more Champions League last 16 problems for arsenal as Bayern Munich take control of the tie thanks to three goals in 10 minutes at the allianz arena. Good evening. President trumps public dispute with his own Intelligence Agencies has intensified. Hes accused them of breaking the law by leaking classified information and he blamed them for the resignation of his National Security adviser, michael flynn. Mr flynn had admitted misleading colleagues about his contacts with russian diplomats. The president is now under even greater scrutiny following claims of repeated contacts between his team and russian officials during the election campaign. Our north america editor, jon sopel, reports. These are not the best of times. Not yet four weeks in, his travel
Its 9am in singapore, 1am in london and 9am in kuala lumpur, where north korea has asked the malaysian authorities to hand over the body of a man widely thought to be the half brother of the north Korean Leader kim jong un. North korea has objected to a Postmortem Examination that could determine how kimjong nam died. Our correspondent in kuala lumpur, karishma vaswani, has the latest on the investigation. Its Business As Usual in pyongyang, everything moving at clockwork precision. Today, north koreas reclusive leader, kim jong un, made an appearance at a rally celebrating the 75th Anniversary of his fathers birthday. But away from the pomp and the pageantry, a tale of murder and mystery. This man, kimjong nam, is the north Korean Leaders exiled older half brother. Hes believed to have been murdered at an airport in malaysia on monday. Between the hours of 9am to 10am in the morning on monday, the man believed to be kim jong nam was attacked in this crowded, busy airport. Police say t