city cab the truth is i m lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after you ve made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like you re going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy was something the whole country could share. that s what life was in the 1980 s. every regular person could shar late-night and every celebrity could share madonna. if you did not laugh at that is because it burns when your peep. stick with me. tonight when i will try to do i unite the country with some basic truths i think which i ll be able to agree on. i do not let you allow that but you need to remember these are just jokes. if you don t like something i say get on at the ganglion hold of